Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Tales from the Kardashian Krypt
TV Flash files “Tales from the Kardashian Krypt” as hour 78 of 272 in the TV Flash guide — Keeping Up with the Kardashians (2007–2021) on E!, season 7, episode 14, aired 2012-08-19, 60 min.
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How this hour is filed
This leaf is S07E14: listed hour 78 of 272 in the Keeping Up with the Kardashians guide, hour 14 of 19 in season 7. It aired 2012-08-19 (60 min). The listed hour before it is “Mothers & Daughters” (S07E13). Next is “Kardashian Therapy (1)” (S07E15).
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Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
Kim and Khloé buy Mason a fish. Kris tells the family that she wants to plan her funeral. Kim gets upset when she finds out that Khloé would be Mason's guardian if anything happened to Kourtney and Scott.
Viewer FAQ
Where does Tales from the Kardashian Krypt sit in the Keeping Up with the Kardashians guide?
S07E14 is listed hour 78 of 272 — hour 14 of 19 in season 7, season 7 episode 14.
When did Keeping Up with the Kardashians S07E14 air?
Tales from the Kardashian Krypt aired 2012-08-19 and is listed at 60 minutes.
Is it "real"?
Manufactured intimacy is the business model. Cameras, Kris producing the clan, sisters as brands — the unreality is the product.
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Why this series still plays
A family that turned tabloid weather into a vertical empire, cameras included. Keeping Up with the Kardashians is manufactured intimacy as a business model — Kris producing the clan, sisters as brands, and reality TV writing the playbook influencer culture later called original.
I'm Watching You is not a title. It is a pact. Ryan Seacrest and Bunim/Murray's Keeping Up with the Kardashians premiered on E! in 2007 and ran through 2021: Kim, Khloé, Kourtney, Kris producing the clan, Kylie, Kendall, cameras on the tabloid weather until the weather became the business. Manufactured intimacy as a model. Sisters as brands. Sex-tape origin lore and the forever famous-for-what discourse are inseparable from the text, which is a polite way of saying the origin leak never left the lobby. Twenty…
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- Kim Kardashian as Herself
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- Khloe Kardashian as Herself
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- Kourtney Kardashian as Herself
Kourtney Kardashian played herself as the eldest-sister brake on Keeping Up with the Kardashians — tabloid weather as empire, cameras included, Kris producing, sisters as brands. Manufactured intimacy with a sibling who looked tired of…
- Kris Jenner as Herself
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- Kylie Jenner as Herself
Kylie Jenner grew up inside Keeping Up with the Kardashians as herself — youngest-sister weather in a tabloid empire, cameras included, Kris producing, sisters as brands, manufactured intimacy as a business model. TV Flash files her as…
- Kendall Jenner as Herself
Kendall Jenner grew up on camera as herself on Keeping Up with the Kardashians — manufactured intimacy as a business model, Kris producing the clan, sisters as brands, a younger silhouette in a tabloid-weather empire. TV Flash files her…