Alfred Hitchcock Presents
The Schartz-Metterklume Method
TV Flash files “The Schartz-Metterklume Method” as hour 188 of 268 in the TV Flash guide — Alfred Hitchcock Presents (1955–1962) on CBS/NBC, season 5, episode 35, aired 1960-06-12, 30 min.
From the desk
How this hour is filed
This leaf is S05E35: listed hour 188 of 268 in the Alfred Hitchcock Presents guide, hour 35 of 38 in season 5. It aired 1960-06-12 (30 min). The listed hour before it is “Cell 227” (S05E34). Next is “Letter of Credit” (S05E36).
Catalog log
Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
A woman is hired to be governess to four children, but her teaching methods soon prove to be disconcerting to the children's parents.
Viewer FAQ
Where does The Schartz-Metterklume Method sit in the Alfred Hitchcock Presents guide?
S05E35 is listed hour 188 of 268 — hour 35 of 38 in season 5, season 5 episode 35.
When did Alfred Hitchcock Presents S05E35 air?
The Schartz-Metterklume Method aired 1960-06-12 and is listed at 30 minutes.
Where should I start?
Start with Hitch's hosted half-hours rather than assuming he directed the lot. Sample the dry intros and the snap endings; the silhouette is the franchise.
In the series
Why this series still plays
Alfred Hitchcock Presents made the director himself the franchise: silhouette, dry intro, murder with a wink, and closings that sometimes 'corrected' crime to soothe censors. Watch it in 2026 as branded anthology swagger — Joan Harrison's engine, Hitch's persona, and twist endings as moral architecture you can still hum.
Calendar first: CBS, October 2, 1955. Then a later NBC window. Original half-hour run through 1962 — **268 episodes, seven seasons** — before the expansion as *The Alfred Hitchcock Hour* (1962–1965). That is not nostalgia cosplay. That is a branded anthology with a host who was the franchise, a silhouette you could hum, and a weekly drop of murder with a wink. Rex can keep the three-network hymn. This was already a logo, a window, and a closing card that sometimes reversed the crime to soothe Standards & Practices.
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- Alfred Hitchcock as Host
Alfred Hitchcock made himself the franchise on Alfred Hitchcock Presents — silhouette, dry intro, murder with a wink, closings that sometimes “corrected” crime to soothe censors. Branded anthology swagger, Joan Harrison’s engine, twist…