Cheers
If Ever I Would Leave You
TV Flash files “If Ever I Would Leave You” as hour 64 of 273 in the TV Flash guide — Cheers (1982–1993) on NBC, season 3, episode 20, aired 1985-02-28, 30 min.
From the desk
How this hour is filed
This leaf is S03E20: listed hour 64 of 273 in the Cheers guide, hour 20 of 25 in season 3. It aired 1985-02-28 (30 min). The listed hour before it is “Behind Every Great Man” (S03E19). Next is “The Executive's Executioner” (S03E21).
Catalog log
Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
After his second wife Loretta kicks him out, Carla's ex-husband Nick Tortelli comes to Cheers asking Carla to take him back.
Viewer FAQ
Where does If Ever I Would Leave You sit in the Cheers guide?
S03E20 is listed hour 64 of 273 — hour 20 of 25 in season 3, season 3 episode 20.
When did Cheers S03E20 air?
If Ever I Would Leave You aired 1985-02-28 and is listed at 30 minutes.
Where should I start if I don’t want all eleven seasons?
Begin with the 1982 premiere, then sample season five’s ensemble peaks. If the Sam-and-Diane voltage is the point, stay through Shelley Long’s exit. If workplace family is the point, the later years still hold.
In the series
Why this series still plays
Watch it as Thursday-night architecture: a bar NBC nearly canceled, then used to teach Must-See TV how a workplace family outlives its central romance. Eleven seasons of multi-cam craft, stool mythology, and exits the gossip still litigates.
NBC had a Thursday hole and a bar nobody was watching. September 1982: three networks, a Boston set dressed from a Beacon Hill pub, and a former relief pitcher pouring drinks while a graduate student treated the regulars like a seminar. Cheers almost died in the ratings book. That is not a cute origin myth. It is the oldest network move in the catalog — bury the slow starter, then pretend you always believed. Must-see TV was not a slogan yet. It was a dare the living room had to accept, or the affiliate would…
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