Dallas
Nothing's Ever Perfect
TV Flash files “Nothing's Ever Perfect” as hour 217 of 356 in the TV Flash guide — Dallas (1978–1991) on CBS, season 9, episode 26, aired 1986-03-21, 60 min.
From the desk
How this hour is filed
This leaf is S09E26: listed hour 217 of 356 in the Dallas guide, hour 26 of 31 in season 9. It aired 1986-03-21 (60 min). The listed hour before it is “Just Desserts” (S09E25). Next is “J.R. Rising” (S09E27).
Catalog log
Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
J.R. is delighted to gain control of Ewing Oil, and he wants Sue Ellen back. Jenna pays Jack a surprise visit to clear the air. J.R. has big plans for the future of Ewing Oil. Donna and Ray come to a decision on adoption. Harry McSween reports to J.R. on Jerry Kenderson. Sue Ellen almost has a fight with Jerry over her staying at Southfork. Miss Ellie worries about the family's future. Nicholas testifies against Angelica. Miss Ellie asks Jenna to reconsider her decision to leave Southfork. J.R. says farewell to Mandy. Pam's sale of Christopher's shares of Ewing Oil to J.R. becomes final. Mandy decides to leave Dallas. Mark proposes to Pam. Donna and Ray begin adoption proceedings. Angelica takes care of the "Nicholas problem" and vows revenge on Jack and J.R.
Viewer FAQ
Where does Nothing's Ever Perfect sit in the Dallas guide?
S09E26 is listed hour 217 of 356 — hour 26 of 31 in season 9, season 9 episode 26.
When did Dallas S09E26 air?
Nothing's Ever Perfect aired 1986-03-21 and is listed at 60 minutes.
Where should I start — the miniseries or the shooting?
Start with Digger’s Daughter so the table has names, then the first barbecue, then the 1980 cliffhanger and its answer. You can sample the dream-season aftershock without fourteen seasons of leases.
In the series
Why this series still plays
Watch it to see spoiler culture get invented in public: a Texas oil table, a villain America loved, and a summer-long question that made appointment TV feel like a crime scene. The dream season is the delete that still starts fights.
The shot was not the story. The summer was the story. March 1980, CBS, J.R. Ewing on the floor of an office, and then months of a country asking a question like it was a relationship status. Who shot J.R.? was not a plot point. It was a premiere-night soft launch of event television: every magazine cover a red carpet, every barstool a group chat, every publicist pretending the secret could hold. Larry Hagman made villainy photograph as charm. If you only watched the official stills — the hat, the oil, the ranch —…
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- Linda Gray as Sue Ellen Ewing
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