Designing Women
Big Haas and Little Falsie
TV Flash files “Big Haas and Little Falsie” as hour 49 of 163 in the TV Flash guide — Designing Women (1986–1993) on CBS, season 3, episode 5, aired 1988-12-12, 30 min.
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How this hour is filed
This leaf is S03E05: listed hour 49 of 163 in the Designing Women guide, hour 5 of 22 in season 3. It aired 1988-12-12 (30 min). The listed hour before it is “Getting Married and Eating Dirt” (S03E04). Next is “Hard Hats and Lovers” (S03E06).

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Mary Jo inherits $3,000 that must be spent on something frivolous, so she considers getting breast implants.
Viewer FAQ
Where does Big Haas and Little Falsie sit in the Designing Women guide?
S03E05 is listed hour 49 of 163 — hour 5 of 22 in season 3, season 3 episode 5.
When did Designing Women S03E05 air?
Big Haas and Little Falsie aired 1988-12-12 and is listed at 30 minutes.
Do I watch for the decorating or the speeches?
The firm is the set; Julia Sugarbaker's monologues are appointment television. Topical episodes go for the throat. Come for Dixie Carter at full boil.
In the series
Why this series still plays
Julia Sugarbaker speeches are appointment television — ensemble women's comedy with explicit politics. Bloodworth-Thomason's Atlanta design firm: Dixie Carter, Delta Burke, Annie Potts, Jean Smart, Meshach Taylor. Southern feminism never had a better living room. Delta Burke's firing/weight tabloid saga became a workplace caution tale.
The instrument is a monologue that reupholsters the room. CBS's *Designing Women* (1986–1993), Linda Bloodworth-Thomason, sets an Atlanta interior design firm — Sugarbakers — and lets Dixie Carter's Julia Sugarbaker speak as if décor were politics. Delta Burke's Suzanne, Annie Potts's Mary Jo, Jean Smart's Charlene, Meshach Taylor's Anthony. Topical episodes went for the throat. Tabloid cast drama sometimes matched the scripts. The blotter will lead with Burke. The text is ensemble women's comedy with explicit…
Filed against
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- Annie Potts as Mary Jo Shively
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- Jean Smart as Charlene Frazier
Jean Smart’s Charlene Frazier gave Designing Women its sugared drawl, then Watchmen, Hacks, and Mare of Easttown proved the 1980s catalog comic had a second, third, and fourth act. TV Flash files her as the long game: Atlanta living-room…
- Meshach Taylor as Anthony Bouvier
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