Gilligan's Island
Diogenes, Won't You Please Go Home?
TV Flash files “Diogenes, Won't You Please Go Home?” as hour 31 of 98 in the TV Flash guide — Gilligan's Island (1964–1967) on CBS, season 1, episode 31, aired 1965-05-01, 30 min.
From the desk
How this hour is filed
This leaf is S01E31: listed hour 31 of 98 in the Gilligan's Island guide, hour 31 of 36 in season 1. It aired 1965-05-01 (30 min). The listed hour before it is “Forget Me Not” (S01E30). Next is “Physical Fatness” (S01E32).
Catalog log
Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
Gilligan is keeping a secret that is driving the rest of the castaways up a wall with curiosity to discover what it is.
Viewer FAQ
Where does Diogenes, Won't You Please Go Home? sit in the Gilligan's Island guide?
S01E31 is listed hour 31 of 98 — hour 31 of 36 in season 1, season 1 episode 31.
When did Gilligan's Island S01E31 air?
Diogenes, Won't You Please Go Home? aired 1965-05-01 and is listed at 30 minutes.
Where should I start?
The premise is the first hour: shipwreck, seven types, island as trap. After that, any episode is a complete coconut farce. The theme song is the map.
In the series
Why this series still plays
A three-hour tour became television's eternal trap: seven castaways, one island, and a theme song that outbuilt half the scripts. Sherwood Schwartz's hierarchy — Gilligan, Skipper, Howells, Ginger, Professor, Mary Ann — is costume-clear comfort farce. Watch it for high-concept sitcom architecture and the fan argument that never left: why not just fix the boat?
A three-hour tour became television's most stubborn window. Sherwood Schwartz's *Gilligan's Island* (CBS, 1964–1967) ran **three seasons, 98 episodes**, and then refused to un-wreck. Seven types, one uncharted island, infinite coconuts and guest-star interruptions: high-concept sitcom architecture so costume-clear a child could cast the reunion. Rex will toast the theme song as folklore. The theme song was the bible. It outbuilt half the scripts.
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