Magnum, P.I.
I Never Wanted to Go to France, Anyway
TV Flash files “I Never Wanted to Go to France, Anyway” as hour 118 of 162 in the TV Flash guide — Magnum, P.I. (1980–1988) on CBS, season 6, episode 12, aired 1986-01-02, 60 min.
From the desk
How this hour is filed
This leaf is S06E12: listed hour 118 of 162 in the Magnum, P.I. guide, hour 12 of 21 in season 6. It aired 1986-01-02 (60 min). The listed hour before it is “Rapture” (S06E11). Next is “Summer School” (S06E13).
Catalog log
Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
An old comrade of Higgins' brings hisInky Gilbert Traveling Carnival & Midway to Hawaii. But when one of the performers is fatally stabbed, Higgins asks Magnum to investigate. Working undercover as a carny, aided by Rick, Magnum learns that even before the killing, the carnival had been experiencing a string of "accidents", and must pinpoint exactly who is trying to force the show out of business.
Viewer FAQ
Where does I Never Wanted to Go to France, Anyway sit in the Magnum, P.I. guide?
S06E12 is listed hour 118 of 162 — hour 12 of 21 in season 6, season 6 episode 12.
When did Magnum, P.I. S06E12 air?
I Never Wanted to Go to France, Anyway aired 1986-01-02 and is listed at 60 minutes.
Where should I start?
The two-hour premiere is the fantasy contract: estate, Ferrari, grin. Then jump to the hours that let Vietnam and the ensemble carry the argument. You will know within two episodes whether you want the cases or the bruised heart.
In the series
Why this series still plays
Watch it for the double exposure: Hawaiian PI pleasure on the surface, veteran friendship and unfinished war underneath. Selleck sells the grin; the hours that last are the ones that let the grin fail without sinking the show.
The Ferrari is a punchline that photographs like a wish. Tom Selleck slides into frame with a mustache the network could have trademarked, a guest house on someone else’s estate, and a private-investigator premise built to sell Hawaii to the mainland. That is the surface contract of Magnum, P.I., and it is not a small one. Donald P. Bellisario and Glen A. Larson knew how to package adventure. The cut, when it is honest, keeps introducing a second show: three veterans whose jokes are a coping system, a butler who…
Filed against
- Tom Selleck as Thomas Magnum
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- John Hillerman as Jonathan Quayle Higgins III
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- Roger E. Mosley as Theodore "T.C." Calvin
Roger E. Mosley’s Theodore “T.C.” Calvin is Magnum, P.I.’s war under the Hawaiian sun — chopper, friendship, the argument that Vietnam did not end at the airport. Tom Selleck sold the grin; T.C. and Rick made the grin a unit. TV Flash…
- Larry Manetti as Orville "Rick" Wright
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