Saturday Night Live
Dwayne Johnson / Ray LaMontagne
TV Flash files “Dwayne Johnson / Ray LaMontagne” as hour 653 of 1009 in the TV Flash guide — Saturday Night Live (1975–present) on NBC, season 34, episode 17, aired 2009-03-07, 90 min.
From the desk
How this hour is filed
This leaf is S34E17: listed hour 653 of 1009 in the Saturday Night Live guide, hour 17 of 22 in season 34. It aired 2009-03-07 (90 min). The listed hour before it is “Alec Baldwin / Jonas Brothers” (S34E16). Next is “Tracy Morgan / Kelly Clarkson” (S34E18). Broadcast log — titles and dates, not a plot bible.
Catalog log
Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
Dwayne Johnson hosts; Ray LaMontagne performs. Sketches include "1-800-IDEAS?," "MacGruber" (three parts), "The Rock Obama," "Activia Testimonials," "Hawaiians," "Game Time with Dave and Gary," "NBC Promos," and "Lighthouse Date."
Viewer FAQ
Where does Dwayne Johnson / Ray LaMontagne sit in the Saturday Night Live guide?
S34E17 is listed hour 653 of 1009 — hour 17 of 22 in season 34, season 34 episode 17.
When did Saturday Night Live S34E17 air?
Dwayne Johnson / Ray LaMontagne aired 2009-03-07 and is listed at 90 minutes.
Where should I start if I cannot watch fifty seasons?
Do not start at season forty and scroll. Take the first Carlin hour for the live contract, Pryor for the danger, then one later event night (Walken or Timberlake) to see the factory still printing heat.
In the series
Why this series still plays
Not for a thousand recaps — for the live stain. Cold opens as weather, musical guests as alibis, and a talent factory that still prints stars, firings, and Sunday-morning arguments no For You page can schedule.
Flash: October 11, 1975, George Carlin in a cream suit that already looks like a dare, Billy Preston and Janis Ian as the musical alibi, and a late-night hour NBC had not yet learned how to brand. They called it Saturday Night. The afterglow is still on. Someone in 8H is already whispering that the host is terrified, the sketch will run long, and the cut that matters will not be the one Standards & Practices circled. Live television is a carpet that cannot be steam-cleaned until Sunday. I live for that stain.
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