The Simpsons
Simpsons Christmas Stories
TV Flash files “Simpsons Christmas Stories” as hour 365 of 802 in the TV Flash guide — The Simpsons (1989–present) on Fox, season 17, episode 9, aired 2005-12-18, 30 min.
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How this hour is filed
This leaf is S17E09: listed hour 365 of 802 in the The Simpsons guide, hour 9 of 22 in season 17. It aired 2005-12-18 (30 min). The listed hour before it is “The Italian Bob” (S17E08). Next is “Homer's Paternity Coot” (S17E10). Broadcast log — titles and dates, not a plot bible.
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Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
The Simpsons deliver holiday cheer in this Christmas-themed trilogy. In The First -El, - when Reverend Lovejoy's car breaks down en route to Christmas mass, Homer takes over the sermon and delivers his version of the birth of Christ to his parents Joseph and Mary. - I Saw Grampa Cussing Santa Claus - finds Grampa reminiscing about his daredevil days as a WWII fighter pilot, when he was stranded on an island alongside his gunner, Burns. Grampa recalls mistaking Santa Claus for an enemy aircraft and gunning him down from the sky. Realizing their mistake, Grampa helps Jolly Ol' St. Nick to safety, only to have Burns steal the sleigh and escape the island - leaving Grampa stranded again. The final installment, -The Nutcracker - Sweet,- which finds the townspeople of Springfield preparing for Christmas Day, is set to the tune of the famed Nutcracker ballet.
Viewer FAQ
Where does Simpsons Christmas Stories sit in the The Simpsons guide?
S17E09 is listed hour 365 of 802 — hour 9 of 22 in season 17, season 17 episode 9.
When did The Simpsons S17E09 air?
Simpsons Christmas Stories aired 2005-12-18 and is listed at 30 minutes.
Where should I start if I am not watching all 800 episodes?
Start with the 1989 Christmas premiere, then a handful of golden-age hours from seasons four through eight. Treat the rest as a library, not a novel.
In the series
Why this series still plays
Watch it as a living joke encyclopedia, not a series you owe from pilot to present. The early years still teach how American satire learned to reset weekly; the later catalog is optional weather. You already speak Springfield. This is how the grammar got written.
The first image is a couch, and then it is not. The Simpsons treats the opening gag as a weekly contract: we will reset the living room, and we will still find a new joke about the country that owns it. Fox put a yellow family on Sunday nights in 1989 after the Tracey Ullman shorts, and the half-hour that followed did not merely popularize adult animation. It installed a shared vocabulary. People who stopped watching still speak Springfield.
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