The Simpsons
The Scorpion's Tale
TV Flash files “The Scorpion's Tale” as hour 479 of 802 in the TV Flash guide — The Simpsons (1989–present) on Fox, season 22, episode 15, aired 2011-03-06, 30 min.
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How this hour is filed
This leaf is S22E15: listed hour 479 of 802 in the The Simpsons guide, hour 15 of 22 in season 22. It aired 2011-03-06 (30 min). The listed hour before it is “Angry Dad: The Movie” (S22E14). Next is “A Midsummer's Nice Dream” (S22E16). Broadcast log — titles and dates, not a plot bible.

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Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
After a field trip to the desert, Lisa discovers that the desert water mysteriously makes typically combative creatures get along, so she brings some of the water home as a souvenir. When Grampa moves in with the family after getting kicked out of the retirement home, Homer secretly tests the desert water on Grampa, who is instantly cured of his crankiness. A pharmaceutical representative gets word of Homer's discovery and quickly tries to replicate the water into a drug, using Grampa as the primary guinea pig. But when the pills get in the wrong hands and are sold on the black market, unexpected side effects of the new drug take an eye-popping toll on the elderly citizens of Springfield, and the Simpsons learn that their new medical cure comes with major consequences. Blackboard: 'I'm not here on a spitball scholarship'.
Viewer FAQ
Where does The Scorpion's Tale sit in the The Simpsons guide?
S22E15 is listed hour 479 of 802 — hour 15 of 22 in season 22, season 22 episode 15.
When did The Simpsons S22E15 air?
The Scorpion's Tale aired 2011-03-06 and is listed at 30 minutes.
Where should I start if I am not watching all 800 episodes?
Start with the 1989 Christmas premiere, then a handful of golden-age hours from seasons four through eight. Treat the rest as a library, not a novel.
In the series
Why this series still plays
Watch it as a living joke encyclopedia, not a series you owe from pilot to present. The early years still teach how American satire learned to reset weekly; the later catalog is optional weather. You already speak Springfield. This is how the grammar got written.
The first image is a couch, and then it is not. The Simpsons treats the opening gag as a weekly contract: we will reset the living room, and we will still find a new joke about the country that owns it. Fox put a yellow family on Sunday nights in 1989 after the Tracey Ullman shorts, and the half-hour that followed did not merely popularize adult animation. It installed a shared vocabulary. People who stopped watching still speak Springfield.
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