The Simpsons
I Won't Be Home for Christmas
TV Flash files “I Won't Be Home for Christmas” as hour 561 of 802 in the TV Flash guide — The Simpsons (1989–present) on Fox, season 26, episode 9, aired 2014-12-07, 30 min.
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This leaf is S26E09: listed hour 561 of 802 in the The Simpsons guide, hour 9 of 22 in season 26. It aired 2014-12-07 (30 min). The listed hour before it is “Covercraft” (S26E08). Next is “The Man Who Came to Be Dinner” (S26E10). Broadcast log — titles and dates, not a plot bible.
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It looks like Homer won't be home for Christmas after he stays too long at Moe's Tavern on Christmas Eve and an irate Marge tells him not to return to their house, so he's left to wander alone around Springfield and lament the effects of Christmas spirits. Blackboard 'Reindeer meat does not taste like chicken'.
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Where does I Won't Be Home for Christmas sit in the The Simpsons guide?
S26E09 is listed hour 561 of 802 — hour 9 of 22 in season 26, season 26 episode 9.
When did The Simpsons S26E09 air?
I Won't Be Home for Christmas aired 2014-12-07 and is listed at 30 minutes.
Where should I start if I am not watching all 800 episodes?
Start with the 1989 Christmas premiere, then a handful of golden-age hours from seasons four through eight. Treat the rest as a library, not a novel.
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Why this series still plays
Watch it as a living joke encyclopedia, not a series you owe from pilot to present. The early years still teach how American satire learned to reset weekly; the later catalog is optional weather. You already speak Springfield. This is how the grammar got written.
The first image is a couch, and then it is not. The Simpsons treats the opening gag as a weekly contract: we will reset the living room, and we will still find a new joke about the country that owns it. Fox put a yellow family on Sunday nights in 1989 after the Tracey Ullman shorts, and the half-hour that followed did not merely popularize adult animation. It installed a shared vocabulary. People who stopped watching still speak Springfield.
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