Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Lies My Parents Told Me
TV Flash files “Lies My Parents Told Me” as hour 139 of 144 in the TV Flash guide — Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003) on WB/UPN, season 7, episode 17, aired 2003-03-25, 60 min.
From the desk
How this hour is filed
This leaf is S07E17: listed hour 139 of 144 in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer guide, hour 17 of 22 in season 7. It aired 2003-03-25 (60 min). The listed hour before it is “Storyteller” (S07E16). Next is “Dirty Girls” (S07E18).
Catalog log
Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
Robin Wood seeks revenge on Spike for killing his mother nearly 30 years ago, whilst everyone else tries to find out how The First has control over him.
Viewer FAQ
Where does Lies My Parents Told Me sit in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer guide?
S07E17 is listed hour 139 of 144 — hour 17 of 22 in season 7, season 7 episode 17.
When did Buffy the Vampire Slayer S07E17 air?
Lies My Parents Told Me aired 2003-03-25 and is listed at 60 minutes.
Where should I start, and is season 1 skippable?
Start with Welcome to the Hellmouth (March 10, 1997). Season 1 is shorter and cheaper-looking; it is also the contract. Prophecy Girl is the test of whether the metaphors have teeth. Do not start at the musical. That is how group chats die.
In the series
Why this series still plays
For genre TV that trained a generation to read metaphors with punchlines: high school as Hellmouth, found family as a group chat with fangs, and fandom seminary that still argues ships, silence, and the musical like they are civic issues — because to us they are.
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