Laverne & Shirley
What Do You Do with a Drunken Sailor?
TV Flash files “What Do You Do with a Drunken Sailor?” as hour 91 of 178 in the TV Flash guide — Laverne & Shirley (1976–1983) on ABC, season 5, episode 5, aired 1979-10-18, 30 min.
From the desk
How this hour is filed
This leaf is S05E05: listed hour 91 of 178 in the Laverne & Shirley guide, hour 5 of 26 in season 5. It aired 1979-10-18 (30 min). The listed hour before it is “Upstairs, Downstairs” (S05E04). Next is “You've Pushed Me Too Far” (S05E06).

Catalog log
Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
Shirley's sailor brother returns but he's not the Brother Shirley remembers. He's developed a drinking problem. He denies he's an alcoholic & just likes to have fun but Shirley's determined to bust him out from the bottle.
Viewer FAQ
Where does What Do You Do with a Drunken Sailor? sit in the Laverne & Shirley guide?
S05E05 is listed hour 91 of 178 — hour 5 of 26 in season 5, season 5 episode 5.
When did Laverne & Shirley S05E05 air?
What Do You Do with a Drunken Sailor? aired 1979-10-18 and is listed at 30 minutes.
Do I need Happy Days first?
No. The characters debuted there, but the spin-off is a self-contained buddy sitcom. Parent-show cameos are garnish.
In the series
Why this series still plays
Penny Marshall and Cindy Williams turn Milwaukee bottle-cappers into a slapstick instrument, then take the friendship west. Happy Days spin-off that often beat the parent show: Lenny, Squiggy, schlemiel-schlimazel liturgy. Female buddy comedy in work boots at Nielsen scale.
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