McHale's Navy
The Bald-Headed Contessa
TV Flash files “The Bald-Headed Contessa” as hour 115 of 138 in the TV Flash guide — McHale's Navy (1962–1966) on ABC, season 4, episode 7, aired 1965-10-26, 30 min.
From the desk
How this hour is filed
This leaf is S04E07: listed hour 115 of 138 in the McHale's Navy guide, hour 7 of 30 in season 4. It aired 1965-10-26 (30 min). The listed hour before it is “Piazza Binghamtoni” (S04E06). Next is “Voltafiore Fish-Fry” (S04E08).

Catalog log
Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
When McHale and the crew are caught having some R&R at the vacated home of Italian royalty, Parker must assume the role of a Contessa, to get them all out of trouble.
Viewer FAQ
Where does The Bald-Headed Contessa sit in the McHale's Navy guide?
S04E07 is listed hour 115 of 138 — hour 7 of 30 in season 4, season 4 episode 7.
When did McHale's Navy S04E07 air?
The Bald-Headed Contessa aired 1965-10-26 and is listed at 30 minutes.
Where should I start?
McHale's crew versus Binghamton is the farce circuit: Borgnine's schemes, Flynn's apoplexy, Conway's ensign. PT-73 as sitcom playground.
In the series
Why this series still plays
McHale's Navy is WWII as PT-boat farce: Ernest Borgnine's sneaky skipper, Tim Conway's Ensign Parker, and Joe Flynn's apoplectic Captain Binghamton losing every argument with the crew of PT-73. Borgnine's post-Marty comedy turn is the engine. Service sitcom comfort with a movie star slumming gloriously — Pacific-theater hijinks that never let the war get in the way of the gag.
The flash is a movie star in the skipper's chair treating the Pacific as a punchline. McHale's Navy is WWII as PT-boat farce: Ernest Borgnine's sneaky skipper, Tim Conway's Ensign Parker, and Joe Flynn's apoplectic Captain Binghamton losing every argument with the crew of PT-73. ABC, 1962–1966 — four seasons, 138 episodes — from Edward Montagne. Borgnine's post-Marty comedy turn is the engine; Conway broke out as the ensign. **They are not amicable, the schemes and the spit-and-polish.** Pacific-theater hijinks…
Filed against
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- Joe Flynn as Capt. Wallace B. Binghamton
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- Tim Conway as Ensign Charles Parker
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