Melrose Place
No Time for Sperm Banks
TV Flash files “No Time for Sperm Banks” as hour 167 of 226 in the TV Flash guide — Melrose Place (1992–1999) on Fox, season 6, episode 3, aired 1997-09-22, 60 min.
From the desk
How this hour is filed
This leaf is S06E03: listed hour 167 of 226 in the Melrose Place guide, hour 3 of 27 in season 6. It aired 1997-09-22 (60 min). The listed hour before it is “The Trojan Stork” (S06E02). Next is “The Doctor Is In... Deep” (S06E04).
Catalog log
Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
When Taylor's so-called "pregnancy" hits a snafu, she approaches Michael to impregnate her and help prove that she's really pregnant.
Viewer FAQ
Where does No Time for Sperm Banks sit in the Melrose Place guide?
S06E03 is listed hour 167 of 226 — hour 3 of 27 in season 6, season 6 episode 3.
When did Melrose Place S06E03 air?
No Time for Sperm Banks aired 1997-09-22 and is listed at 60 minutes.
Is it related to 90210?
Yes — same Darren Star/Spelling orbit, a more adult spinoff-adjacent soap sharing the universe's glossy DNA.
In the series
Why this series still plays
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