South Park
Are You There God, It's Me Jesus
TV Flash files “Are You There God, It's Me Jesus” as hour 47 of 335 in the TV Flash guide — South Park (1997–present) on Comedy Central, season 3, episode 16, aired 1999-12-29, 30 min.
From the desk
How this hour is filed
This leaf is S03E16: listed hour 47 of 335 in the South Park guide, hour 16 of 17 in season 3. It aired 1999-12-29 (30 min). The listed hour before it is “Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics” (S03E15). Next is “Worldwide Recorder Concert (a.k.a. The Brown Noise)” (S03E17).
Catalog log
Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
"Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus" purports to "answer age-old questions about who we are and what we're all about."
Viewer FAQ
Where does Are You There God, It's Me Jesus sit in the South Park guide?
S03E16 is listed hour 47 of 335 — hour 16 of 17 in season 3, season 3 episode 16.
When did South Park S03E16 air?
Are You There God, It's Me Jesus aired 1999-12-29 and is listed at 30 minutes.
Why can it react so quickly to current events?
Episodes are often produced in roughly a week, trading polish for immediacy so a Monday scandal can air as Wednesday farce.
In the series
Why this series still plays
Construction-paper kids roasting the news cycle before the week is over. Trey Parker and Matt Stone built Comedy Central's meanest appointment ritual: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny as a Greek chorus of American outrage, plus a pipeline that trades polish for currency. Celebrity lawsuits, bleep battles, and the perpetual too-soon dare — satire that refuses to age into nostalgia.
The drop window is the week itself. Comedy Central puts four construction-paper Colorado kids on the air August 13, 1997, and Trey Parker and Matt Stone do not wait for a prestige season to mellow. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny roast celebrity feuds and sacred cows as crude farce before Friday. The pipeline is the product: episodes often produced in **roughly a week**, a Monday scandal already a Wednesday cut. Rex will tell you satire used to need a living-room appointment and a laugh track with manners. Fine.…
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