South Park

S01E01 Cartman Gets an Anal Probe 1997-08-13

Aliens wreak havoc in the Rockies, first by subjecting Cartman to an anal probe, and then by abducting Kyle's baby brother.

S01E02 Weight Gain 4000 1997-08-20

Cartman tries to slim down when he learns a TV talk-show host is coming to town to give him an award, but he bulks up instead. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison hatches a plan to murder the visiting celeb.

S01E03 Volcano 1997-08-27

A volcanic eruption interrupts the boys' camping trip.

S01E04 Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride 1997-09-03

When his pup explores his sexuality, Stan gets so upset that he inadvertently threatens to blow the school's homecoming-game victory.

S01E05 An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig 1997-09-10

After a botched genetic experiment, Stan's clone is let loose in the town. Voices include Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

S01E06 Death 1997-09-17

The boys summon the Grim Reaper.

S01E07 Pinkeye 1997-10-29

A pinkeye epidemic interrupts the boys' plans to win a Halloween-costume contest; and Kenny has a run-in with a Russian space station when it falls to Earth.

S01E08 Starvin' Marvin 1997-11-19

After the boys contact an agency that helps starving children, Government authorities send Cartman to Ethiopia. Meanwhile, the town holds a drive for canned goods; and turkeys revolt against a genetic engineer.

S01E09 Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo 1997-12-17

Because he's Jewish, Kyle is denied involvement in the Nativity play and excluded from trips to see Santa. Meanwhile, South Park residents try to plan a politically correct celebration; and Mr. Hankey visits Kyle.

S01E10 Damien 1998-02-04

As Cartman celebrates his birthday, Jesus Christ and Satan duke it out on a pay-per-view TV special. Meanwhile, Satan's son Damien tries to fit in with the crowd after making a violent first impression.

S01E11 Tom's Rhinoplasty 1998-02-11

Mr. Garrison takes a leave of absence to have a nose job and is replaced by Miss Ellen, a substitute who threatens Stan and Wendy's relationship.

S01E12 Mecha-Streisand 1998-02-18

The future of the world is at stake after the boys unearth a prehistoric relic that spawns a monster.

S01E13 Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut 1998-02-25

When Cartman begins to exhibit odd behavior, a counselor suggests that finding his father may solve his problems.

S02E01 Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus" 1998-04-01

An episode featuring Terrance and Phillip, who must save Canada from Saddam Hussein.

S02E02 Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut 1998-04-22

Chef and the boys rush to the hospital to check on Mephesto, who's gunned down just as he's set to reveal the identity of Cartman's father. Meanwhile, the townspeople search for the gunman and battle a snowstorm.

S02E03 Chickenlover 1998-05-20

Chaos ensues on the streets of South Park as the town is overcome by a crime wave that leaves scores of chickens assaulted. And Officer Barbrady's no help...because he's resigned.

S02E04 Ike's Wee Wee 1998-05-27

The boys try to circumvent a delicate surgical procedure set to be performed on Kyle's brother as part of a tradition begun by their Jewish ancestors. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey is cut from his job after he botches a lecture on drugs.

S02E05 Conjoined Fetus Lady 1998-06-03

Kyle's terrified after an injury sustained during a dodgeball game sends him to the nurse---a conjoined twin with an unusual medical condition. Meanwhile, Pip leads the dodgeball team to the world championships in China.

S02E06 The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka 1998-06-10

Jimbo and Ned launch a TV hunting show, which goes head-to-head with "Jesus and Pals," the popular cable-access series.

S02E07 City on the Edge of Forever 1998-06-17

The boys put twists on events such as the attempted assassination of a talk-show host and a fight with Death as their bus hangs off a cliff. Meanwhile, Ms. Crabtree finds fame when she goes to look for help.

S02E08 Summer Sucks 1998-06-24

The mayor devises a plan to make the town's Fourth of July celebration memorable, despite a ban on fireworks; and Mr. Hat vanishes, causing Mr. Garrison to visit a therapist.

S02E09 Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls 1998-08-19

Hollywood pooh-bahs in town for a film festival try to sign Mr. Hankey to a movie deal after their upscale cuisine disrupts the sewage system and nearly destroys him. Meanwhile, locals are up in arms over the movie-industry event.

S02E10 Chickenpox 1998-08-26

The town faces an outbreak of chicken pox.

S02E11 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods 1998-09-02

Stan, Kyle and Kenny gravitate toward a new planetarium; and Cartman auditions to be the star of "Les Miserables."

S02E12 Clubhouses 1998-09-23

The boys each build a clubhouse---and Stan is eager to have Wendy over for a game of "truth or dare." However, his parents' separation interferes with his plans.

S02E13 Cow Days 1998-09-30

During South Park's annual rodeo, the boys compete in a bull-riding contest. Meanwhile, the cows find religion.

S02E14 Chef Aid 1998-10-07

Chef invites some of his well-known musician friends to participate in a benefit concert after he loses all of his money in a lawsuit. Meanwhile, the boys join the workforce to help him get out of debt.

S02E15 Spooky Fish 1998-10-28

Stan fears his pet fish may be involved with a rash of unsolved murders that occur on Halloween. Meanwhile, Cartman starts killing people---with kindness, even going so far as to appreciate Wendy's liberal views.

S02E16 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! 1998-12-09

The boys go to Cartman's grandmother's house for a holiday feast that's also attended by Cartman's uncle (an escaped con) and the police.

S02E17 Gnomes (a.k.a. Underpants Gnomes) 1998-12-16

The boys work on a project with a high-strung kid whose parents' coffee shop faces strong competition from a conglomerate that hopes to set up in South Park.

S02E18 Prehistoric Ice Man 1999-01-20

The boys unearth a prehistoric man frozen in ice, but the discovery jeopardizes Stan and Kyle's friendship when they argue over what to name him.

S03E01 Rainforest Schmainforest 1999-04-07

The boys accompany a teacher and her singing-and-dancing group to Central America to raise awareness of the rain forest. Also: Kenny falls for a choir member; and Kyle has trouble mastering the choreography.

S03E02 Spontaneous Combustion 1999-04-14

Residents start to spontaneously combust, prompting Stan's geologist father to investigate.

S03E03 The Succubus (a.k.a. Chef's Mama) 1999-04-21

Chef gets a visit from his mother when the boys feel his bride-to-be has taken their place in his heart.

S03E04 Jakovasaurs 1999-06-16

The boys discover two nearly extinct animals while camping on the banks of Stark's Pond.

S03E05 Tweek vs. Craig 1999-06-23

The boys take a shop class taught by an eccentric, and urge a schoolyard fight between classmates Tweek and Craig.

S03E06 Sexual Harassment Panda 1999-07-07

Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.

S03E07 Cat Orgy 1999-07-14

Shelly baby-sits Cartman.

S03E08 Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub 1999-07-21

A meteor shower hits town, and Stan's sister Shelly babysits Cartman while Mrs. Cartman goes to a "meteor party."

S03E09 Jewbilee 1999-07-28

Kyle and Ike go on a camping trip while South Park residents wait for a meteor shower to begin.

S03E10 Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery 1999-10-27

On Halloween, the boys are plagued by fifth graders and the town is overrun by pirate ghosts. Music group Korn assists, and sings "Falling Away from Me."

S03E11 Chinpokomon 1999-11-03

Adults try to counter when the town's children become obsessed with a fad from Japan, whose government reveals their master plan behind the craze.

S03E12 Hooked on Monkey Fonics 1999-11-10

Kyle tries to teach his new rival about love; the boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee; and Cartman's mom agrees to teach him at home.

S03E13 Starvin' Marvin in Space! 1999-11-17

Starvin Marvin returns in a stolen U.S. spaceship, and enlists the boys to help feed his Ethiopian village. The CIA is among their pursuers.

S03E14 The Red Badge of Gayness (a.k.a. War) 1999-11-24

The town holds its annual reenactment of a Civil War battle, and Cartman suits up for the Confederacy with visions of glory.

S03E15 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics 1999-12-01

Mr. Hankey and South Park citizens celebrate the holidays with musical numbers from his Christmas Classics Album.

S03E16 Are You There God, It's Me Jesus 1999-12-29

"Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus" purports to "answer age-old questions about who we are and what we're all about."

S03E17 Worldwide Recorder Concert (a.k.a. The Brown Noise) 2000-01-12

The boys and their class travel to the first "Worldwide Recorder Concert" in Arkansas, where Mr. Garrison confronts the demons of his childhood while visiting his parents.

S04E01 The Tooth Fairy's TATS 2000 2000-04-05

Cartman impersonates the Tooth Fairy when he learns there's money to be made from harvesting the teeth of underprivileged kids. However, the leader of a dentists' organization sets out to stop him.

S04E02 Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 2000-04-12

Cartman is sentenced to juvenile hall and his friends plan to get him out. Meanwhile, he begins to adjust to life on the inside.

S04E03 Timmy! 2000 2000-04-19

Mr. Mackey excuses Timmy from homework when he mistakenly thinks the boy is suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder; then Cartman and his friends try to develop the same affliction.

S04E04 Quintuplets 2000 2000-04-26

The South Park media showers attention on a family with quintuplets that moves into the area, and Cartman befriends one of the new residents. Meanwhile, Kenny's mom tries to cash in on the excitement by planning a multiple birth of her own.

S04E05 Cartman Joins NAMBLA 2000-06-21

Cartman seeks online companionship from older users after deciding that Stan, Kenny and Kyle aren't mature enough.

S04E06 Cherokee Hair Tampons 2000-06-28

Kyle suffers from a rare kidney disease and Cartman may be the only one who can save him, but at a high price.

S04E07 Chef Goes Nanners 2000-07-05

Chef protests against the South Park flag and ignites a town debate that even divides the kids. Meanwhile, Wendy becomes attracted to Cartman.

S04E08 Something You Can Do with Your Finger (a.k.a. Fingerbang) 2000-07-12

Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman form their own band and hold tryouts for a fifth member.

S04E09 Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (1) 2000-07-19

The boys, scared by Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation, scramble to take part in Holy Communion and their first Confession in order to "save" themselves.

S04E10 Probably (2) 2000-07-26

Satan can't decide between his new boyfriend and his former beau, Saddam Hussein. Meanwhile, Cartman has discovered his evangelical side and tries to ensure the gang a passage to heaven.

S04E11 Fourth Grade 2000-11-08

The fearful boys speculate on the identity of their teacher as they begin the fourth grade, leading them to build a time machine to take them back to the safety of third grade.

S04E12 Trapper Keeper 2000-11-15

Mr. Garrison orders a recount when the race for kindergarten president is too close to call. Meanwhile, a life form from the future appears in the school yard at South Park Elementary.

S04E13 Helen Keller! The Musical 2000-11-22

The boys work on a Thanksgiving pageant about Helen Keller and decide to use a turkey instead of a dog.

S04E14 Pip (a.k.a. Great Expectations) 2000-11-29

The boys' British classmate, Pip, stars in this spoof of Dickens' classic "Great Expectations," set in London.

S04E15 Fat Camp 2000-12-06

Cartman is sent to a camp for obese youngsters by concerned family and friends. Meanwhile, Kenny has his own hit TV show, "Krazy Kenny." Also, Chef talks to the boys about prostitution.

S04E16 The Wacky Molestation Adventure 2000-12-13

Cartman becomes South Park's mayor when the kids take over the town.

S04E17 A Very Crappy Christmas 2000-12-20

The boys make a video Christmas card when Mr. Hankey's visit is delayed.

S05E01 It Hits the Fan 2001-06-20

The boys realize they may have made history of some sort when Cartman utters an expletive.

S05E02 Cripple Fight 2001-06-27

The boys join the Mountain Scouts with Timmy, who winds up in a fight with Jimmy in a supermarket parking lot.

S05E03 Super Best Friends 2001-07-04

A magician persuades Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult, and their journey lands them in Washington, D.C.

S05E04 Scott Tenorman Must Die 2001-07-11

Radiohead plays a role in Cartman's plan for revenge against an eighth-grader who wronged him.

S05E05 Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow 2001-07-18

The boys are devastated to learn that their heroes Terrence and Phillip have broken up.

S05E06 Cartmanland 2001-07-25

Cartman uses his $1 million inheritance to open his own amusement park.

S05E07 Proper Condom Use 2001-08-01

The impulsive implementation of sex-education classes at school leads to an all-out battle between the boys and the girls.

S05E08 Towelie 2001-08-08

The gang tries to protect a new resident in South Park from the government.

S05E09 Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants 2001-11-07

The boys decide to get into the patriotic spirit by heeding the President's advice to send money to the children of Afghanistan. But their spirits sour when they receive a package back and their mail becomes the focus of Government investigators.

S05E10 How to Eat with Your Butt 2001-11-14

As a prank, Cartman somehow gets Kenny's picture pasted on milk cartons as a missing child, which soon backfires on him.

S05E11 The Entity (a.k.a. The Ginger Device) 2001-11-21

Kyle is embarrassed by his cousin, Kyle, and tries to think of ways to avoid him in front of his friends.

S05E12 Here Comes the Neighborhood 2001-11-28

Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Cartman have a run-in with Token, the town's only rich kid. In retaliation, Token encourages other wealthy people to move into the neighborhood.

S05E13 Kenny Dies 2001-12-05

Cartman discovers the benefits of stem-cell research.

S05E14 Butters' Very Own Episode 2001-12-12

Butters looks forward to his parents' anniversary dinner despite his mother's reaction to his father's secret extracurricular activities.

S06E01 Jared Has Aides 2002-03-06

The gang seizes upon an opportunity to make money with a weight-loss program that's sweeping the country.

S06E02 Asspen 2002-03-13

The boys head to Aspen, where the slopes are superb and Stan gets into a showdown with the lodge's expert skier.

S06E03 Freak Strike 2002-03-20

The gang decides to put Butters up as a guest on a talk show thinking that they will get special favors.

S06E04 Fun with Veal 2002-03-27

After learning how veal is made, the boys try to save some calves from the slaughterhouse.

S06E05 The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer 2002-04-03

The boys look forward to the newest Terrance and Phillip movie.

S06E06 Professor Chaos 2002-04-10

When Butters is rejected by the kids, his alter ego Professor Chaos is unleashed.

S06E07 The Simpsons Already Did It 2002-06-26

Cartman and the gang fear that they may have accidentally caused a death.

S06E08 Red Hot Catholic Love 2002-07-03

A priest visits South Park to find out why church attendance is down; the boys protest the tinkering of their favorite movies.

S06E09 Free Hat 2002-07-10

The boys try to prevent filmmakers from remaking their movies, but their efforts are mistaken for a campaign for the release of an infamous criminal.

S06E10 Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society 2002-07-17

When Bebe starts to mature physically, the boys behave so boorishly that their friendships are almost ruined.

S06E11 Child Abduction is Not Funny 2002-07-24

Media stories about kidnappings drive South Park parents to extreme measures, such as building a wall around the town to keep out predators.

S06E12 A Ladder to Heaven 2002-11-06

Trying to find Kenny in Heaven, the boys discover that Saddam Hussein may have hidden weapons there.

S06E13 The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers 2002-11-13

While returning "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store, the boys accidentally get a hold of a steamy porno tape.

S06E14 Death Camp of Tolerance 2002-11-20

The boys are sent to a camp where cultural sensitivity is taught.

S06E15 The Biggest Douche in the Universe 2002-11-27

Cartman takes desperate measures to try to rid himself of Kenny's spirit, including traveling to Scotland.

S06E16 My Future Self 'n' Me 2002-12-04

Stan is forced to look at his life 30 years in the future; Cartman tries to launch a new business.

S06E17 Red Sleigh Down 2002-12-11

Cartman tries to score some points with Santa Claus by asking him to deliver presents to the needy children in Iraq.

S07E01 Cancelled 2003-03-19

The boys are abducted by aliens, who inform them that Earth is actually a reality show that is about to be canceled by intergalactic media moguls.

S07E02 Krazy Kripples 2003-03-26

The kids become embroiled in the life of a disabled celebrity who breezes through town and gets all the attention.

S07E03 Toilet Paper 2003-04-02

The boys are under investigation for covering their teacher's house with toilet paper.

S07E04 I'm a Little Bit Country 2003-04-09

The foul-mouthed youngsters return for a seventh season.

S07E05 Fat Butt and Pancake Head 2003-04-16

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck come to town.

S07E06 Lil' Crime Stoppers 2003-04-23

The guys start their own detective agency.

S07E07 Red Man's Greed 2003-04-30

The boys try to save the town from developers.

S07E08 South Park is Gay! 2003-10-22

The whole town suddenly discovers it's all the rage to be gay.

S07E09 Christian Rock Hard 2003-10-29

Cartman puts together a band; Stan, Kyle and Kenny get into trouble for downloading music from the Internet.

S07E10 Grey Dawn 2003-11-05

The boys try to have South Park's senior citizens stripped of their driver's licenses after they go on a dangerous rampage.

S07E11 Casa Bonita 2003-11-12

Cartman seeks revenge for not being invited to Kyle's birthday outing.

S07E12 All About the Mormons? 2003-11-19

Mormon neighbors move into town, causing the citizens of South Park to become Mormons themselves.

S07E13 Butt Out 2003-12-03

The guys rebel after an anti-smoking campaign begins at their school.

S07E14 Raisins 2003-12-10

When Stan's girlfriend breaks up with him, his friends try to cheer him up by bringing him to a local restaurant where lovely ladies hang out.

S07E15 It's Christmas in Canada 2003-12-17

Ike's Canadian birth parents come back to claim him, prompting the residents of South Park to collect money to get him back.

S08E01 Good Times with Weapons 2004-03-17

After buying some martial arts objects at a market, the boys turn into Japanese warriors to take on their enemy, Prof. Chaos.

S08E02 Up the Down Steroid 2004-03-24

Steroids become an issue as Timmy, Jimmy and Cartman train for a sporting event.

S08E03 The Passion of the Jew 2004-03-31

"The Passion of the Christ" has an unusual effect on Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny.

S08E04 You Got F**ked in the Ass 2004-04-07

Stan tries to put together a group of competitive dancers to challenge some rivals from Orange County.

S08E05 AWESOM-O 2004-04-14

Cartman disguises himself as a robot so he can learn secrets about Butters to use against him.

S08E06 The Jeffersons 2004-04-21

A mysterious gentleman and his son create controversy in South Park.

S08E07 Goobacks 2004-04-28

South Park becomes flooded with time travelers from the future.

S08E08 Douche and Turd 2004-10-27

The kids have to choose a new mascot after an animal-rights group protests.

S08E09 Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes 2004-11-03

South Park is invaded by a giant shopping center that threatens the quiet little town.

S08E10 Pre-School 2004-11-10

Cartman, Butters, Kenny, Stan and Kyle fear that a secret may get out when an old adversary turns up in town.

S08E11 Quest for Ratings 2004-11-17

Cartman becomes a network honcho when he and the boys launch a morning news show on the school's closed-circuit TV station.

S08E12 Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset 2004-12-01

South Park is abuzz over a visit from a famous socialite.

S08E13 Cartman's Incredible Gift 2004-12-08

Cartman is imbued with the power to see into the future after he's hit on the head.

S08E14 Woodland Critter Christmas 2004-12-15

Woodland creatures ask Stan to help them build a manger.

S09E01 Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina 2005-03-09

In the season 9 premiere, Mr. Garrison looks to become a woman, and Kyle works in improving his basketball skills.

S09E02 Die Hippie, Die 2005-03-16

Hippies, the bane of Cartman's existence, threaten to overrun South Park when they plan a weeklong music festival in town.

S09E03 Wing 2005-03-23

Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle become talent agents with one client.

S09E04 Best Friends Forever 2005-03-30

Kenny is able to purchase a gaming device that's been sold out, straining his friendship with Cartman.

S09E05 The Losing Edge 2005-04-06

The boys become bored with baseball after a long winning streak.

S09E06 The Death of Eric Cartman 2005-04-13

Butters believes he can talk to the dead.

S09E07 Erection Day 2005-04-20

Jimmy has trouble controlling his hormones right before the big talent show.

S09E08 Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow 2005-10-19

The town of Beaverton is flooded when a mammoth beaver dam breaks. Is global warming to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know for sure.

S09E09 Marjorine 2005-10-26

The boys decide to fake Butters' death and resurrect him as a girl.

S09E10 Follow That Egg 2005-11-02

Townsfolk rally against gay marriage, especially Mr. Garrison, whose ex Mr. Slave plans to wed Big Gay Al.

S09E11 Ginger Kids 2005-11-09

Ostracized for his appearance because of a case of "gingervitus," Cartman goes on a campaign against discrimination.

S09E12 Trapped in the Closet 2005-11-16

Religious leaders think Stan is the "Golden Child," prompting believers to camp in front of his house.

S09E13 Free Willzyx 2005-11-30

Kyle bonds with a marine-park whale and gets the boys to help try to return the creature to its family.

S09E14 Bloody Mary 2005-12-07

After his drunken-driving arrest, Stan's dad believes a visit to a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary will cure his drinking problem.

S10E01 The Return of Chef 2006-03-22

Chef Jerome McElroy returns, though the kids notice he's not quite the same.

S10E02 Smug Alert! 2006-03-29

Stan leads a campaign to purchase hybrid cars, but it stalls when an environmental disaster threatens the town.

S10E03 Cartoon Wars, Part 1 2006-04-05

Kyle and Cartman race to Hollywood, with the fate of Kyle's favorite cartoon, "Family Guy," at stake.

S10E04 Cartoon Wars, Part 2 2006-04-12

Kyle is injured and Cartman must forge on alone, determined to stop the makers of "Family Guy."

S10E05 A Million Little Fibers 2006-04-19

Oprah picks Towelie's memoir for her book club, but his account is found to be less than truthful. Soon, the public derision lures Towelie off the wagon.

S10E06 ManBearPig 2006-04-26

Cartman finds treasure when the boys get stuck in a cave.

S10E07 Tsst 2006-05-03

Cartman's mom employs the Dog Whisperer to help curb her son's behavioral problems.

S10E08 Make Love, Not Warcraft 2006-10-04

The gang attempts to save the online game World of Warcraft after it is taken over by a renegade gamer.

S10E09 Mystery of the Urinal Deuce 2006-10-11

The gang discovers who's responsible for the 9/11 attacks and realizes South Park may be in danger.

S10E10 Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy 2006-10-18

Cartman is tapped to be the new hallway monitor and takes offense when Kyle discovers a teacher is having an affair with a student in his jurisdiction.

S10E11 Hell on Earth 2006 2006-10-25

Satan tries to plan a Halloween party while dealing with a religious group, an ex-lover and mischievous serial killers.

S10E12 Go, God. Go! Part II 2006-11-01

South Park residents clash over the teaching of evolution. Meanwhile, Cartman attempts time travel so he can play a soon-to-be-released video-game system.

S10E13 Go God Go XII 2006-11-08

Cartman tries to escape a dystopian future plagued by militant otters and a lack of video games.

S10E14 Stanley's Cup 2006-11-15

Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. Once a hotshot pee wee hockey player himself, Marsh has tried to put those days behind him. But he's still living with the memory of how he let his team down when he missed the winning shot in the big game. Now, he's about to find out that being a coach means facing your past. He's determined to show his kids what it's like to be winners!

S11E01 With Apologies to Jesse Jackson 2007-03-07

Randy Marsh is publicly chastised for using the N-word on national television. Meanwhile, Cartman clashes with a little person.

S11E02 Cartman Sucks 2007-03-14

Butters is sent to a religious camp that promotes a heterosexual lifestyle.

S11E03 Lice Capades 2007-03-21

th Park Elementary deals with a head-lice scare, and Cartman looks to expose the kids with infected scalps.

S11E04 The Snuke 2007-03-28

lary Clinton makes a campaign stop in South Park. Meanwhile, Cartman believes he's uncovered a terrorist plot.

S11E05 Fantastic Easter Special 2007-04-04

Stan searches for the origins of egg decorating, and falls in with a strange society guarding an infamous secret.

S11E06 D-Yikes 2007-04-11

Ms. Garrison gets dumped again, so the boys decide to hire someone to remedy the situation.

S11E07 Night of the Living Homeless 2007-04-18

The homeless population is on the rise in South Park. Both the adults and children go to work looking for solutions to the problem.

S11E08 Le Petit Tourette 2007-10-03

Cartman pretends to have Tourette's syndrome in order to say whatever he wants.

S11E09 More Crap 2007-10-10

Randy Marsh becomes a local hero after passing a sizable bowel movement. Later, he contacts a record-keeping society to find out if he has surpassed the world record.

S11E10 Imaginationland: Episode I 2007-10-17

The boys enter a dimension containing the world's imagination. Before long, the government taps them for intelligence.

S11E11 Imaginationland: Episode II 2007-10-24

Pentagon officials pressure Kyle and Stan to reveal how they gained access to Imaginationland. Meanwhile, Cartman searches for Kyle in order to make him fulfill his side of the leprechaun bet.

S11E12 Imaginationland: Episode III 2007-10-31

Stan and Butters attempt to escape Imaginationland before the government detonates a nuclear device in the alternate dimension. Meanwhile, Cartman takes his bet with Kyle to the Supreme Court.

S11E13 Guitar Queer-o 2007-11-07

Stan and Kyle become a successful Guitar Hero duo. After they part ways, Stan succumbs to the pitfalls of rock stardom.

S11E14 The List 2007-11-14

The boys discover a secret list compiled by their female classmates that rates them according to looks.

S12E01 Tonsil Trouble 2008-03-12

In the 12th-season premiere, Cartman faces an uncertain future after a routine tonsillectomy reveals a more serious condition.

S12E02 Britney's New Look 2008-03-19

The boys meet Britney Spears while she's on a search for seclusion in the Colorado mountains, and Stan and Kyle eventually take on the responsibility of getting her to the North Pole.

S12E03 Major Boobage 2008-03-26

Suspicions by friends and family of Kenny's drug use play out in an homage to the 1981 animated fantasy "Heavy Metal."

S12E04 Canada on Strike 2008-04-02

When Canada goes on strike, the boys find themselves in the thick of negotiations for a settlement, and the void in U.S. jobs is filled by replacements from Denmark. Meanwhile, Terrance and Phillip are on the fence about joining the strike, but are shocked by its fiscal consequences.

S12E05 Eek, a Penis! 2008-04-09

Cartman takes over Ms. Garrison's class when the teacher's personal crisis causes her to be removed from the classroom.

S12E06 Over Logging 2008-04-16

When a lack of Internet access in South Park sparks panic in the community, Randy takes his family to California in search of a signal.

S12E07 Super Fun Time 2008-04-23

A class trip to a living museum that recreates 1800s Colorado leads to a hostage situation for some of the boys.

S12E08 The China Problem 2008-10-08

Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event.

S12E09 Breast Cancer Show Ever 2008-10-15

Wendy courts trouble when she vows to beat up Cartman after school.

S12E10 Pandemic 2008-10-22

Cartman enlists the help of rival Craig when the boys spot an easy opportunity for financial gain from a global crisis.

S12E11 Pandemic 2 - The Startling 2008-10-29

The boys discover the reason for the global attacks by oversize guinea pigs, but first they have to find their way out of the Andes.

S12E12 About Last Night... 2008-11-05

South Park residents join the rest of the country in celebrating the election of a U.S. president, who moves a new administration into the White House ahead of schedule.

S12E13 Elementary School Musical 2008-11-12

The boys are startled to learn that their popularity at school is waning when they fail to submit to the latest fad, which actually makes Butters cooler than they are.

S12E14 The Ungroundable 2008-11-19

In the 12th-season finale, vampire sightings at school anger the Goth kids, who are upset when they become indistinguishable from the bloodsucking interlopers in the eyes of their peers.

S13E01 The Ring 2009-03-11

In the 13th-season premiere, Kenny gets less than he bargained for when he takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert.

S13E02 The Coon 2009-03-18

Rival vigilantes battle for supremacy as crime-fighting icons of the town.

S13E03 Margaritaville 2009-03-25

Randy's solution to fix the economy finds enthusiastic support in the community and revolutionizes the way people live their lives.

S13E04 Eat, Pray, Queef 2009-04-01

An April Fools' joke goes bad, inspiring fear and fury among the boys.

S13E05 Fishsticks 2009-04-08

Cartman helps Jimmy with a comedy routine that becomes the sensation of the year until it's time to take credit for the joke.

S13E06 Pinewood Derby 2009-04-15

Randy pulls out all the stops to make sure that Stan wins first place in the annual Pinewood Derby

S13E07 Fatbeard 2009-04-22

Buoyed by news of pirates in Somalia, Cartman hatches a plan to run away to live the life of a buccaneer.

S13E08 Dead Celebrities 2009-10-07

Kyle seeks help from paranormal experts when his little brother is haunted by ghosts.

S13E09 Butters' Bottom Bitch 2009-10-14

Butters hopes his first kiss will put an end to his friends' ridicule.

S13E10 W.T.F. 2009-10-21

The boys aspire to be professional wrestlers after seeing their first match live.

S13E11 Whale Whores 2009-10-28

Stan vows to save the dolphins after a family visit to an aquarium in Denver on his birthday is marred by a mass slaughter of aquatic mammals.

S13E12 The F Word 2009-11-04

The boys take action when a motorcycle festival takes over the town.

S13E13 Dances with Smurfs 2009-11-11

Cartman is selected to read the morning announcements at school, but he turns the forum into a bully pulpit to unleash criticism of the student-body president.

S13E14 Pee 2009-11-18

In the 13th-season finale, the boys' trip to a local water park comes with apocalyptic overtones.

S14E01 Sexual Healing 2010-03-17

In the 14th-season premiere, scientific testing reveals that some of the fourth-grade boys are sex addicts.

S14E02 The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs 2010-03-24

After being assigned to read a book that was once banned, the boys are inspired to collaborate on one of their own.

S14E03 Medicinal Fried Chicken 2010-03-31

When a store selling medical marijuana opens on the site of Cartman's favorite fried-chicken joint, Randy is first in line to buy some weed. But he can't because he's completely healthy. Meanwhile, Cartman will stop at nothing to get the restaurant back.

S14E04 You Have 0 Friends 2010-04-07

Kyle turns to Stan for help with a Facebook crisis.

S14E05 200 2010-04-14

South Park is the target of a class-action lawsuit on behalf of all the vengeful celebrities who have been mocked by the town.

S14E06 201 2010-04-21

The identity of Cartman's dad is on everyone's mind despite threats from the ginger kids about Muhammad and enraged celebrities who have harnessed the power of Mecha Streisand.

S14E07 Crippled Summer 2010-04-28

Jimmy and Timmy go to summer camp with a winner-take-all attitude in a variety of contests, including Jimmy's participation in a surfing competition. Towelie faces an intervention for his addictions.

S14E08 Poor and Stupid 2010-10-06

Cartman's dream to become a NASCAR driver comes true, with Butters as his pit boss.

S14E09 It's a Jersey Thing 2010-10-13

Randy spearheads the town's defense when "Jersey Shore"-inspired Garden State residents are threatening to take over the entire country.

S14E10 Insheeption 2010-10-20

Stan talks to Mr. Mackey about his hoarding disorder, but learns the guidance counselor has problems with the same compulsion.

S14E11 Coon 2: Hindsight 2010-10-27

The Coon leads a group of crimefighters who spring into action to help victims of another drilling catastrophe in the Gulf.

S14E12 Mysterion Rises 2010-11-03

The identity of Mysterion is revealed when the Coon, abandoned by his crime-fighting cohorts, seeks revenge in the Gulf.

S14E13 Coon vs. Coon & Friends 2010-11-10

Cthulhu does Cartman's bidding, leaving Coon & Friends at his mercy; Kenny's curse presents a dilemma.

S14E14 Crème Fraiche 2010-11-17

In the 14th-season finale, Randy's addiction to the Food Network has a detrimental effect on his family.

S15E01 HUMANCENTiPAD 2011-04-27

The 15th season begins with the launch of a revolutionary tablet computer, though Cartman is feeling left out of the technology craze.

S15E02 Funnybot 2011-05-04

Jimmy hosts the Special Ed department's inaugural Comedy Awards, but a comment about the Germans' sense of humor gets the school in hot water.

S15E03 Royal Pudding 2011-05-11

Canadian-born Ike shares his country's obsession with a royal wedding and offers his services when the princess-to-be is abducted.

S15E04 T.M.I. 2011-05-18

Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy when he's upset after personal information about the boys is posted on the school bulletin board.

S15E05 Crack Baby Athletic Association 2011-05-25

Cartman hatches a plan to help babies who are born addicted to drugs

S15E06 City Sushi 2011-06-01

Butters gets diagnosed with multiple personality disorder, and he's prescribed medication.

S15E07 You're Getting Old 2011-06-08

Stan's outlook on life begins to change after his 10th birthday, but it also affects his friendships with the other kids, who find they have little in common with him anymore.

S15E08 Ass Burgers 2011-10-05

Stan's stuck in an abnormal rut; Cartman suspects he has Asperger's syndrome.

S15E09 The Last of the Meheecans 2011-10-12

Cartman fancies himself an agent of the U.S. Border Patrol when the boys play Texans vs. Mexicans.

S15E10 Bass to Mouth 2011-10-19

A hacker wreaks havoc with gossipy Web posts on a site called "The South Park Elementary Eavesdropper."

S15E11 Broadway Bro Down 2011-10-26

Randy turns into a huge fan of Broadway shows after he takes Sharon to see a hit musical in Denver.

S15E12 1% 2011-11-02

Cartman's lack of physical fitness makes him a target for the other kids' scorn.

S15E13 A History Channel Thanksgiving 2011-11-09

The boys learn what really happened at the first Thanksgiving—including an extraterrestrial presence—from a TV documentary.

S15E14 The Poor Kid 2011-11-16

In the 15th-season finale, the arrest of Kenny's parents sends him and his two siblings into the foster-care system, but the situation creates a dilemma for Cartman, who is left without a target to mock for being the poorest kid in school.

S16E01 Reverse Cowgirl 2012-03-14

Tragedy strikes when one of the boys repeatedly ignores reminders about leaving the toilet seat up in the Season 16 premiere.

S16E02 Cash for Gold 2012-03-21

Cartman targets a specific—and vulnerable—clientele when he starts his own shopping channel for gems, while Stan researches the value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his grandfather.

S16E03 Faith Hilling 2012-03-28

An evolutionary development poses a grave threat to humanity.

S16E04 Jewpacabra 2012-04-04

The town's Easter-egg hunt may be canceled due to rumors of a vicious beast that Cartman claims to have caught on film.

S16E05 Butterballs 2012-04-11

Stan organizes an antibullying video when Butters is tormented by an unlikely predator.

S16E06 I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining 2012-04-18

The boys try zip-lining in the Colorado mountains on the last day of spring break, but their adventure takes a dangerous, life-threatening turn.

S16E07 Cartman Finds Love 2012-04-25

A romance for Cartman may finally become a reality when there's a new girl at school.

S16E08 Sarcastaball 2012-09-26

Randy's campaign to prevent head injuries in football radically changes the way the game is played, but the new rules become a national sensation and even make a South Park student a star athlete.

S16E09 Raising the Bar 2012-10-03

Cartman finally comes to the realization that he's overweight, but declares that the solution is to ride around on a mobility scooter. Also: Cartman learns he has a rival in a young reality-TV star.

S16E10 Insecurity 2012-10-10

Kyle suspects that his mother is having an affair with a deliveryman; Cartman installs a home-security system.

S16E11 Going Native 2012-10-17

When Butters starts acting out at school, his parents realize it's time to tell him why he's not like all of the other kids. He must travel to a foreign place to learn the ways of his people. It will be a difficult trip for a young boy to make alone, so Butters chooses Kenny to travel with him to the distant and secluded island of Hawaii.

S16E12 A Nightmare on Face Time 2012-10-24

The boys' plans to go trick-or-treating as their comic-book heroes, the Avengers, hit a snag when Stan's dad needs his son's help with a new business venture.

S16E13 A Scause for Applause 2012-10-31

An icon is implicated in a doping scandal, so supporters start cutting off their symbolic wristbands.

S16E14 Obama Wins! 2012-11-07

In the series 16 finale, Cartman believes he can affect the outcome of the 2012 presidential election.

S17E01 Let Go, Let Gov 2013-09-25

In the Season 17 premiere, Cartman infiltrates the National Security Agency and is upset by what he finds in his personal file. Meanwhile, Butters finds a new audience for his prayers.

S17E02 Informative Murder Porn 2013-10-02

The boys try to keep their parents from hurting one another by using a distraction in the form of the game "Minecraft."

S17E03 World War Zimmerman 2013-10-09

Token is deemed a threat to all humanity by Cartman.

S17E04 Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers 2013-10-23

A goth kid is sent to a camp for troubled youth, but upon her return her friends find her changed in disturbing ways, so they turn to an unlikely group for help.

S17E05 Taming Strange 2013-10-30

Ike just isn't himself lately and he and Kyle are growing apart. Kyle goes to the guidance counselor for advice, but Mr. Mackey is too busy dealing with the bugs in the school's new integrated technology system to help. Kyle decides to take Ike to a live performance of his favorite show, "Yo Gabba Gabba!" He hopes it'll make his little brother like him again.

S17E06 Ginger Cow 2013-11-06

Cartman facilitates world peace with his latest prank, which brings religious leaders to South Park to witness the fulfillment of a Biblical prophecy.

S17E07 The Black Friday Trilogy 2013-11-13

It's the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle will determine whether Xbox or Sony will be the winner.

S17E08 A Song of Ass and Fire 2013-11-20

Console wars escalate as throngs of shoppers push toward the mall in anticipation of Black Friday. Meanwhile, Cartman seeks revenge against Princess Kenny.

S17E09 Titties and Dragons 2013-12-04

The war over gaming devices begins as the malls open for the holiday-shopping craze.

S17E10 The Hobbit 2013-12-11

Wendy plays matchmaker by trying to pair one of her gal pals with Butters, only to end up in the counselor's office.

S18E01 Go Fund Yourself 2014-09-24

The group attempt to make a kickstarter company to raise money instead of going to school. The episode focuses on kickstarter and how people can make money before producing a product.

S18E02 Gluten Free Ebola 2014-10-01

After the group attempted a kickstarter company in a previous episode they are hated by everyone else at school so attempt to throw a party whilst the town is thrown into chaos over the threat of gluten.

S18E03 The Cissy 2014-10-08

Stan is searching for answers about how a person who he's always known to be one thing could suddenly identify with another. In the meantime, the pressure of holding on to a giant secret is starting to get to Randy.

S18E04 Handicar 2014-10-15

Handicapped driven vehicles compete with taxi's and other vehicles. The company entitled "Handicar" with the lead driver being Timmy.

S18E05 The Magic Bush 2014-10-29

A scandalous invasion of privacy makes the South Park denizens edgy as Cartman and Butters get in possession of a drone.

S18E06 Freemium Isn't Free 2014-11-05

Stan's addicted to a new app marketed by Terrance and Phillip, but the duo find that all the money they're making can't buy happiness.

S18E07 Grounded Vindaloop 2014-11-12

Butters is convinced that he's living in a virtual reality. When he suddenly goes rogue and wreaks havoc at home and all over South Park, everyone struggles to figure out what's real.

S18E08 Cock Magic 2014-11-19

Kenny excels at playing the game, Magic: The Gathering. He has the boys' full attention until a new, hard-core activity gets in the way. When Wendy tries to get Stan to pay attention to what she's doing, she realizes that what he does with his guy friends always comes first.

S18E09 #rehash 2014-12-03

Randy's forced to perform again after Stan spends all the Marsh's money on freemium games; Kyle gets upset when Ike doesn't want to play with him anymore.

S18E10 #HappyHolograms 2014-12-10

Kyle plans a holiday special for TV in hopes of bringing families together again with help from some of the biggest names in entertainment. Meanwhile, Cartmaaan Bra is still trending as holograms continue to run rampant in South Park.

S19E01 Stunning and Brave 2015-09-16

There is a new principal at the helm of South Park Elementary. He forces the boys to confront the damage they've done through their history of racism and unconscious bias.

S19E02 Where My Country Gone? 2015-09-23

Tired of illegal immigrants continuously crossing over the border into the United States without any repercussions, Mr. Garrison wants a wall to be built to keep them out of the country.

S19E03 The City Part of Town 2015-09-30

Kenny tries to land a job when the town of South Park begins gentrifying.

S19E04 You're Not Yelping 2015-10-14

Cartman considers himself the top on-line restaurant reviewer in South Park.

S19E05 Safe Space 2015-10-21

Cartman is the latest victim of Body Shaming.

S19E06 Tweek x Craig 2015-10-28

The news of a romantic relationship between Tweek and Craig hits South Park Elementary.

S19E07 Naughty Ninjas 2015-11-11

A game of Ninja Warriors is led by Kenny and attracts attention from foreign terrorists. Meanwhile, the citizens of South Park decide they don't need a police department anymore.

S19E08 Sponsored Content 2015-11-18

Jimmy challenges PC Principal when the budding newsman is flagged for inappropriate language in the school paper.

S19E09 Truth and Advertising 2015-12-02

PC Principal disappears along with 2 fourth grade students. The latest news in the school paper sets the boys on a search to find their two missing classmates. Being the crack reporter that he is, Jimmy sets out to learn everything he can about what makes Leslie tick. Meanwhile, Principal Victoria and Mr. Garrison return to a South Park that has become unrecognizable

S19E10 PC Principal Final Justice 2015-12-09

Kyle has chosen a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan.

S20E01 Member Berries 2016-09-14

An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot.

S20E02 Skank Hunt 2016-09-21

An online troll threatens to have global implications as Cartman professes his innocence.

S20E03 The Damned 2016-09-28

Gerald basks in the thrill of media attention as he continues to troll everyone.

S20E04 Wieners Out 2016-10-12

Kyle feels guilty for the tension between the boys and the girls, but Butters brings his gender together to stand up for their rights. Meanwhile, Gerald is worried that his cover may be blown.

S20E05 Douche and a Danish 2016-10-19

Garrison finally goes too far at a rally and reconsiders his future in politics. Meanwhile, the kids begin searching for an infamous Internet troll; and Gerald joins the opposition to a Danish campaign tracking nefarious characters on the Web.

S20E06 Fort Collins 2016-10-26

An entire city in Colorado gets hacked. Gerald and Cartman may lose everything when their complete history of internet activity becomes public.

S20E07 Oh Jeez 2016-11-09

PC Principal plays peacemaker between the girls and the boys one more time. Meanwhile, the election results are in, and Gerald is confronted by the Troll Hunter.

S20E08 Members Only 2016-11-16

The new President-elect visits his hometown.

S20E09 Not Funny 2016-11-30

Cartman becomes convinced that Butters wants to steal his girlfriend.

S20E10 The End of Serialization as We Know It 2016-12-07

Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants him to get to Mars.

S21E01 White People Renovating Houses 2017-09-13

Protestors armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park; Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society.

S21E02 Put It Down 2017-09-20

North Korea takes aim at South Park. While Craig and Tweek have problems trying to find a place to hide.

S21E03 Holiday Special 2017-09-27

Everyone is going crazy as Columbus Day gets canceled and the kids try to bring it back as they would have a free day.

S21E04 Franchise Prequel 2017-10-11

Facebook is the ultimate weapon for Professor Chaos.

S21E05 Hummels & Heroin 2017-10-18

Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates. Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs.

S21E06 Sons a Witches 2017-10-25

This year at the traditional Halloween get together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes the town and ruins Halloween for the boys. Cartman sees a way to use the witch's power to his advantage.

S21E07 Doubling Down 2017-11-08

Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship.

S21E08 Moss Piglets 2017-11-15

Timmy and Jimmy's science project has caught the attention of some very important people who think it can save the world.

S21E09 Super Hard PCness 2017-11-29

It's never been more challenging to be a PC Principal. Witness the return of Terrance and Philip via the power of Netflix! Kyle isn't impressed. Meanwhile, PC Principal falls in love with the new Vice-Principal...

S21E10 Splatty Tomato 2017-12-06

The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town, and the townspeople are angry that the president is scaring their kids.

S22E01 Dead Kids 2018-09-26

With several shooting occurring at South Park Elementary School, Randy attempts to get Sharon to get her emotions in check. Meanwhile, Cartman is mad after realizing he flunked his math quiz, despite copying his answers off Token's quiz.

S22E02 A Boy and a Priest 2018-10-03

A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest. When the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church.

S22E03 The Problem with a Poo 2018-10-10

Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant.

S22E04 Tegridy Farms 2018-10-17

The Vaping epidemic hits South Park Elementary

S22E05 The Scoots 2018-10-31

The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get more candy on Halloween than they have ever gotten before.

S22E06 Time to Get Cereal 2018-11-07

The boys realize they need Al Gore's help when dead citizens start popping up all over town.

S22E07 Nobody Got Cereal? 2018-11-14

The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig.

S22E08 Buddha Box 2018-11-28

In "Buddha Box," Cartman discovered a foolproof way to tune out the rest of the world and enjoy some quality time on his phone.

S22E09 Unfulfilled 2018-12-05

The citizens of South Park are enjoying all the perks of being a company town when the Amazon Fulfillment Center moves in. Everything is just swell until the contradictions inherent in capitalism threaten to bring the entire system down.

S22E10 Bike Parade 2018-12-12

The Bike Parade is still on, but the boys' chance of winning is in jeopardy when Kenny resists commercialism in solidarity with the Amazon Fulfillment Center's striking workers.

S23E01 Mexican Joker 2019-09-25

Randy fights against home-grown. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to camp.

S23E02 Band in China 2019-10-02

Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China.

S23E03 Shots!!! 2019-10-09

Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms; Cartman refuses to get a shot.

S23E04 Let Them Eat Goo 2019-10-16

The citizens of South Park are moving toward a completely plant-based diet. Cartman is pretty sure the new food in the cafeteria gave him a heart attack.

S23E05 Tegridy Farms Halloween Special 2019-10-30

It's Halloween and Randy is dealing with his daughter's marijuana problem. Butters gets an unexpected surprise when he visits the Egyptian Artifact exhibit at the Denver Museum.

S23E06 Season Finale 2019-11-06

The Mayor has evidence that Randy blew up his neighbor's yards in protest over homegrown weed and then blamed it on a Mexican Joker. Now the citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms and they just want to lock him up.

S23E07 Board Girls 2019-11-13

The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits.

S23E08 Turd Burglars 2019-11-27

Kyle's mom has a fecal transplant and the boys are on a quest for the best microbiome.

S23E09 Basic Cable 2019-12-04

Scott Malkinson's future with the new girl in his class depends on him getting the latest and greatest streaming platform. Scott's dad works for the local cable company and refuses to move beyond basic cable.

S23E10 Christmas Snow 2019-12-11

It's a bleak Christmas Season in South Park this year and it's all Santa's fault. He is single handedly stealing the joy from the holiday. The town just wants their Christmas Spirit back but that will take a Christmas miracle.

S25E01 Pajama Day 2022-02-02

After failing to show respect for their teacher, PC Principal revokes Pajama Day privileges for the entire 4th grade class. Cartman is distraught. The kids aren't going to stand for it but PC Principal refuses to back down.

S25E02 The Big Fix 2022-02-09

Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time.

S25E03 City People 2022-02-16

Cartman is furious with his mom when she tells him about her new job.

S25E04 Back to the Cold War 2022-03-02

A lot is riding on Butter's ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship.

S25E05 Help, My Teenager Hates Me! 2022-03-09

The boys find out that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers.

S25E06 Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special 2022-03-16

Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about.

S26E01 Cupid Ye 2023-02-08

Cartman is jealous of the friendship that's developed between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it.

S26E02 The World-Wide Privacy Tour 2023-02-15

The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town.

S26E03 Japanese Toilet 2023-03-01

South Park learns about the wonders of Japanese toilets.

S26E04 Deep Learning 2023-03-08

Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school.

S26E05 DiKimble's Hot Dogs 2023-03-22

The South Park boys renovate and open an historic restaurant in Colorado.

S26E06 Spring Break 2023-03-29

Spring Break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.

S27E01 Sermon on the 'Mount 2025-07-23

When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message.

S27E02 Got a Nut 2025-08-06

When Mr. Mackey loses his job, he desperately tries to find a new way to make a living.

S27E03 Sickofancy 2025-08-20

Towelie goes to Washington, D.C.

S27E04 Wok is Dead 2025-09-03

Butters experiences the reality of tariffs when he has to buy a Labubu doll for his girlfriend's birthday.

S27E05 Conflict of Interest 2025-09-24

Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular with their fellow students.

S28E01 Twisted Christian 2025-10-15

Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist.

S28E02 The Woman in the Hat 2025-10-31

The White House deals with a disruptive spirit from the east wing; Stan worries that South Park has become too political.

S28E03 Sora Not Sorry 2025-11-12

Butters' AI revenge plan backfires, igniting an epidemic of fake videos at school that leaves Detective Harris struggling to tell fantasy from reality.

S28E04 Turkey Trot 2025-11-26

The town's annual Turkey Trot turns chaotic when Cartman uses questionable "science" to win the race.

S28E05 The Crap Out 2025-12-10

Satan's due, Stan's praying, and only a Christmas miracle can deliver the Antichrist on time.

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