Desperate Housewives
Anything You Can Do
TV Flash files “Anything You Can Do” as hour 7 of 180 in the TV Flash guide — Desperate Housewives (2004–2012) on ABC, season 1, episode 7, aired 2004-11-21, 43 min.
From the desk
How this hour is filed
This leaf is S01E07: listed hour 7 of 180 in the Desperate Housewives guide, hour 7 of 23 in season 1. It aired 2004-11-21 (43 min). The listed hour before it is “Running to Stand Still” (S01E06). Next is “Guilty” (S01E08).

Catalog log
Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
Susan tells the other housewives about the name "Dana". Juanita discovers that Gabrielle is seeing John and becomes more determined to catch them together. Paul suspects through that Edie might have sent the blackmail note to his wife. Lynette steadily becomes more dependent on the twin's medication. Rex reveals to Bree that he has filed for a divorce and tries to win over the children with gifts. Mike has an unexpected house guest named Kendra, causing him to cancel his date with Susan. Unknown to her, Kendra was sent by her father who has hired Mike to find her missing sister. Gabrielle offers Danielle a modeling job in New York City as an effort to get her away from John. Lynette sabotages Tom's promotion while under the influence of the medication. An intoxicated Andrew Van de Kamp runs over Juanita, moments after she photographed John and Gabrielle having sex.
Viewer FAQ
Where does Anything You Can Do sit in the Desperate Housewives guide?
S01E07 is listed hour 7 of 180 — hour 7 of 23 in season 1, season 1 episode 7.
When did Desperate Housewives S01E07 air?
Anything You Can Do aired 2004-11-21 and is listed at 43 minutes.
Where should I start Desperate Housewives?
The pilot. Mary Alice is the first leak, the lawn is the rope line, and the four women are already not amicable. Starting mid-mystery is how you miss who owed whom.
In the series
Why this series still plays
Four women, one lane, a narrator who already knows the bodies. Watch it when you want soap that dresses like a mystery and gossips like a crime blotter. The lawns are the red carpet; the HOA is the publicist; nobody on Wisteria was ever amicable, including the dead.
Flash: a lawn so even it looks like a press kit, and a woman who is already dead enough to narrate. Desperate Housewives premiered on ABC in 2004 like a velvet-rope crime scene — Teri Hatcher’s Susan, Felicity Huffman’s Lynette, Marcia Cross’s Bree, Eva Longoria’s Gaby, Nicollette Sheridan’s Edie circling the wreckage while Brenda Strong’s Mary Alice told on everybody from the other side of the hedge. The museum desk wants “suburban satire.” Cute. The lane is an afterparty with an HOA. **They are not amicable.**…
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- Marcia Cross as Bree Van de Kamp
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- Eva Longoria as Gabrielle Solis
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- Nicollette Sheridan as Edie Britt
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- Brenda Strong as Mary Alice Young
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