Desperate Housewives
And Lots of Security...
TV Flash files “And Lots of Security...” as hour 156 of 180 in the TV Flash guide — Desperate Housewives (2004–2012) on ABC, season 7, episode 22, aired 2011-05-15, 60 min.
From the desk
How this hour is filed
This leaf is S07E22: listed hour 156 of 180 in the Desperate Housewives guide, hour 22 of 23 in season 7. It aired 2011-05-15 (60 min). The listed hour before it is “Then I Really Got Scared” (S07E21). Next is “Come on Over for Dinner” (S07E23).
Catalog log
Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
Season 7 finale (Part 1 of 2): Susan's accused of trying to murder Paul; Bree's attracted to Det. Chuck Vance, but suspects that he's gay; the Scavos spend a weekend at a B&B to work through their marital woes; and Gaby sees the stalker whom Juanita had told her about and decides to get a gun.
Viewer FAQ
Where does And Lots of Security... sit in the Desperate Housewives guide?
S07E22 is listed hour 156 of 180 — hour 22 of 23 in season 7, season 7 episode 22.
When did Desperate Housewives S07E22 air?
And Lots of Security... aired 2011-05-15 and is listed at 60 minutes.
Where should I start Desperate Housewives?
The pilot. Mary Alice is the first leak, the lawn is the rope line, and the four women are already not amicable. Starting mid-mystery is how you miss who owed whom.
In the series
Why this series still plays
Four women, one lane, a narrator who already knows the bodies. Watch it when you want soap that dresses like a mystery and gossips like a crime blotter. The lawns are the red carpet; the HOA is the publicist; nobody on Wisteria was ever amicable, including the dead.
Flash: a lawn so even it looks like a press kit, and a woman who is already dead enough to narrate. Desperate Housewives premiered on ABC in 2004 like a velvet-rope crime scene — Teri Hatcher’s Susan, Felicity Huffman’s Lynette, Marcia Cross’s Bree, Eva Longoria’s Gaby, Nicollette Sheridan’s Edie circling the wreckage while Brenda Strong’s Mary Alice told on everybody from the other side of the hedge. The museum desk wants “suburban satire.” Cute. The lane is an afterparty with an HOA. **They are not amicable.**…
Filed against
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- Felicity Huffman as Lynette Scavo
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- Marcia Cross as Bree Van de Kamp
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- Eva Longoria as Gabrielle Solis
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- Nicollette Sheridan as Edie Britt
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- Brenda Strong as Mary Alice Young
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