Desperate Housewives
Witch's Lament
TV Flash files “Witch's Lament” as hour 163 of 180 in the TV Flash guide — Desperate Housewives (2004–2012) on ABC, season 8, episode 6, aired 2011-10-30, 60 min.
From the desk
How this hour is filed
This leaf is S08E06: listed hour 163 of 180 in the Desperate Housewives guide, hour 6 of 23 in season 8. It aired 2011-10-30 (60 min). The listed hour before it is “The Art of Making Art” (S08E05). Next is “Always in Control” (S08E07).
Catalog log
Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
Gaby, Bree and Lynette must dig up and move Alejandro's body after learning that Ben will be excavating on the very spot where Gaby's stepfather is buried; Susan discovers that her duties as Andre's intern don't involve art; Lynette tries to make a Halloween costume for Penny to keep from being outdone by Tom's new girlfriend; and Renee uses an enticement to spice up her first night of romance with Ben.
Viewer FAQ
Where does Witch's Lament sit in the Desperate Housewives guide?
S08E06 is listed hour 163 of 180 — hour 6 of 23 in season 8, season 8 episode 6.
When did Desperate Housewives S08E06 air?
Witch's Lament aired 2011-10-30 and is listed at 60 minutes.
Where should I start Desperate Housewives?
The pilot. Mary Alice is the first leak, the lawn is the rope line, and the four women are already not amicable. Starting mid-mystery is how you miss who owed whom.
In the series
Why this series still plays
Four women, one lane, a narrator who already knows the bodies. Watch it when you want soap that dresses like a mystery and gossips like a crime blotter. The lawns are the red carpet; the HOA is the publicist; nobody on Wisteria was ever amicable, including the dead.
Flash: a lawn so even it looks like a press kit, and a woman who is already dead enough to narrate. Desperate Housewives premiered on ABC in 2004 like a velvet-rope crime scene — Teri Hatcher’s Susan, Felicity Huffman’s Lynette, Marcia Cross’s Bree, Eva Longoria’s Gaby, Nicollette Sheridan’s Edie circling the wreckage while Brenda Strong’s Mary Alice told on everybody from the other side of the hedge. The museum desk wants “suburban satire.” Cute. The lane is an afterparty with an HOA. **They are not amicable.**…
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- Nicollette Sheridan as Edie Britt
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- Brenda Strong as Mary Alice Young
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