M*A*S*H
Your Retention Please
TV Flash files “Your Retention Please” as hour 201 of 251 in the TV Flash guide — M*A*S*H (1972–1983) on CBS, season 9, episode 7, aired 1981-01-05, 30 min.
From the desk
How this hour is filed
This leaf is S09E07: listed hour 201 of 251 in the M*A*S*H guide, hour 7 of 20 in season 9. It aired 1981-01-05 (30 min). The listed hour before it is “A War for all Seasons” (S09E06). Next is “Tell It to the Marines” (S09E08).
Catalog log
Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
The usually happy-go-lucky Klinger falls into a deep depression after reading a letter from his ex-wife, La Verne.We he consider re-enlisting in the army?
Viewer FAQ
Where does Your Retention Please sit in the M*A*S*H guide?
S09E07 is listed hour 201 of 251 — hour 7 of 20 in season 9, season 9 episode 7.
When did M*A*S*H S09E07 air?
Your Retention Please aired 1981-01-05 and is listed at 30 minutes.
Where should I start if I cannot watch all eleven seasons?
Start with the 1972 pilot to learn the tent's manners, then jump to Sometimes You Hear the Bullet and Abyssinia, Henry. Those three hours teach the joke-to-wound contract better than a clip reel.
In the series
Why this series still plays
Eleven seasons of a network comedy that kept rewriting its own permission slip — Korea as the set, Vietnam as the aftertaste, and a goodbye still quoted whenever someone needs proof a sitcom can stop the country.
February 28, 1983, CBS did not program a sitcom. It programmed weather. Goodbye, Farewell and Amen ate the night, the morning papers, and a ratings myth executives still quote like scripture — a two-and-a-half-hour close on a Korean War tent America had been visiting since September 1972. The helicopters were already folklore. The laugh track, by then, had learned when to shut up. On the palate: canvas, cigarette haze, and a three-act clock that could turn a punchline into a casualty without changing the lighting.
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