M*A*S*H
Depressing News
TV Flash files “Depressing News” as hour 206 of 251 in the TV Flash guide — M*A*S*H (1972–1983) on CBS, season 9, episode 12, aired 1981-02-09, 30 min.
From the desk
How this hour is filed
This leaf is S09E12: listed hour 206 of 251 in the M*A*S*H guide, hour 12 of 20 in season 9. It aired 1981-02-09 (30 min). The listed hour before it is “No Sweat” (S09E11). Next is “No Laughing Matter” (S09E13).
Catalog log
Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
When a supply snafu brings too many tongue depressors to camp, Hawkeye uses the extras to erect a monument to the wounded who have passed through camp. Klinger starts his own camp newspaper.
Viewer FAQ
Where does Depressing News sit in the M*A*S*H guide?
S09E12 is listed hour 206 of 251 — hour 12 of 20 in season 9, season 9 episode 12.
When did M*A*S*H S09E12 air?
Depressing News aired 1981-02-09 and is listed at 30 minutes.
Where should I start if I cannot watch all eleven seasons?
Start with the 1972 pilot to learn the tent's manners, then jump to Sometimes You Hear the Bullet and Abyssinia, Henry. Those three hours teach the joke-to-wound contract better than a clip reel.
In the series
Why this series still plays
Eleven seasons of a network comedy that kept rewriting its own permission slip — Korea as the set, Vietnam as the aftertaste, and a goodbye still quoted whenever someone needs proof a sitcom can stop the country.
February 28, 1983, CBS did not program a sitcom. It programmed weather. Goodbye, Farewell and Amen ate the night, the morning papers, and a ratings myth executives still quote like scripture — a two-and-a-half-hour close on a Korean War tent America had been visiting since September 1972. The helicopters were already folklore. The laugh track, by then, had learned when to shut up. On the palate: canvas, cigarette haze, and a three-act clock that could turn a punchline into a casualty without changing the lighting.
Filed against
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- Jamie Farr as Cpl. Maxwell Klinger
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- Gary Burghoff as Cpl. Radar O'Reilly
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