Seinfeld
The Beard
TV Flash files “The Beard” as hour 102 of 180 in the TV Flash guide — Seinfeld (1989–1998) on NBC, season 6, episode 16, aired 1995-02-09, 30 min.
From the desk
How this hour is filed
This leaf is S06E16: listed hour 102 of 180 in the Seinfeld guide, hour 16 of 24 in season 6. It aired 1995-02-09 (30 min). The listed hour before it is “Highlights of a Hundred (2)” (S06E15). Next is “The Kiss Hello” (S06E17).
Catalog log
Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
Elaine attempts to convert a gay man to heterosexuality. Kramer sets George up with a woman and, not having a photograph, describes her to a police sketch artist. Jerry hooks up with a female officer who then has Jerry take a polygraph test on whether or not he's seen the show "Melrose Place."
Viewer FAQ
Where does The Beard sit in the Seinfeld guide?
S06E16 is listed hour 102 of 180 — hour 16 of 24 in season 6, season 6 episode 16.
When did Seinfeld S06E16 air?
The Beard aired 1995-02-09 and is listed at 30 minutes.
Where should I start — the 1989 pilot or later?
The pilot (Good News, Bad News) is the contract, not the peak. If the early seasons feel stiff, skip to season 3 or 4 and return. The Chinese Restaurant is the first hour that still teaches form on a first watch.
In the series
Why this series still plays
For joke architecture that still prosecutes tiny social laws without a hug in the tag — bottle hours, colliding plots, and a finale that chose a verdict over souvenirs. The catchphrases are exports; the construction is the reason to stay.
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Filed against
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- Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer
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- Jason Alexander as George Costanza
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