Soap
Episode 59
TV Flash files “Episode 59” as hour 59 of 90 in the TV Flash guide — Soap (1977–1981) on ABC, season 3, episode 12, aired 1980-01-03, 30 min.
From the desk
How this hour is filed
This leaf is S03E12: listed hour 59 of 90 in the Soap guide, hour 12 of 22 in season 3. It aired 1980-01-03 (30 min). The listed hour before it is “Episode 58” (S03E11). Next is “Episode 60” (S03E13).
Catalog log
Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
Danny catches up with Polly; Chester and Jessica attend a counseling session with a minister; Burt's doctor reveals that Mary is pregnant--and that Burt's insomnia is caused by a fatal blood disease.
Viewer FAQ
Where does Episode 59 sit in the Soap guide?
S03E12 is listed hour 59 of 90 — hour 12 of 22 in season 3, season 3 episode 12.
When did Soap S03E12 air?
Episode 59 aired 1980-01-03 and is listed at 30 minutes.
Do I need daytime-soap literacy first?
No. Harris's recaps and serial plotting teach the parody in motion. Knowing soaps adds flavor; the jokes still land as outrageous prime-time serial.
In the series
Why this series still plays
Susan Harris's primetime soap parody smuggles murder, aliens, possession, and Billy Crystal's Jodie past boycotts and Standards. Katherine Helmond's Jessica, Robert Guillaume's butler, serial recaps as scripture. The boldest network satire ABC greenlit — scandal as marketing, structure as the secret.
So about the pre-air group chat that tried to sink the show before episode one: boycotts, advertiser theater, and then Billy Crystal's Jodie, Katherine Helmond's Jessica, and a mansion full of murder, affairs, and demonic possession made ABC's Soap (1977–1981) the primetime spoof that bit hardest. (I said spoiler-free, mostly. It is a satirical serial. The recaps are scripture. You are already in it.) Susan Harris roasted daytime soaps while smuggling boundary-pushing characters into network laughs — four…
Filed against
- Katherine Helmond as Jessica Tate
Katherine Helmond’s Jessica Tate made Soap’s primetime parody feel like scripture recap — murder, aliens, possession, boycotts — then poured champagne-dry Mona into Who’s the Boss? ABC satire with a second-act gender-flip sitcom. TV Flash…
- Cathryn Damon as Mary Campbell
Cathryn Damon played Mary Campbell on Soap — Susan Harris's primetime soap parody smuggling murder, aliens, possession, and Billy Crystal's Jodie past boycotts and Standards. Katherine Helmond's Jessica, Robert Guillaume's butler, serial…
- Robert Guillaume as Benson DuBois
Robert Guillaume’s Benson DuBois walked out of Soap’s primetime parody and into a governor’s mansion without becoming a punching bag — 1970s catalog deadpan competence, then Sports Night’s 1990s walk-and-talk. TV Flash files him as the…
- Billy Crystal as Jodie Dallas
Billy Crystal’s Jodie Dallas walked Soap past boycotts and Standards — Susan Harris’s primetime soap parody smuggling murder, aliens, possession, Katherine Helmond’s Jessica, Robert Guillaume’s butler, serial recaps as scripture. The…
- Richard Mulligan as Burt Campbell
Richard Mulligan’s Burt Campbell survived Soap’s murder-and-aliens recap scripture — Katherine Helmond’s Jessica, boycotts, Billy Crystal’s Jodie — then moved next door to the Golden Girls as Empty Nest’s widowed pediatrician. ABC’s…