Soap
Episode 70
TV Flash files “Episode 70” as a desk essential hour — Soap (1977–1981) on ABC, season 4, episode 1, aired 1980-11-12, 30 min.
From the desk
How this hour is filed
This leaf is S04E01: listed hour 70 of 90 in the Soap guide, first listed hour of season 4. It aired 1980-11-12 (30 min). The listed hour before it is “Episode 69” (S03E22). Next is “Episode 71” (S04E02).
Essential hour: “Episode 70”. Episode 70 is the last-season premiere as a dare. Primetime soap parody still refusing to apologize for the boycotts; the recap cold-open still doing more work than most sitcom plots.

Catalog log
Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
Jessica comes out of her coma; Eunice wins Dutch from Corinne; Burt and Danny receive blackmail photos; Mary's baby seems normal; Jodie's custody battle for Wendy is decided.
Viewer FAQ
Where does Episode 70 sit in the Soap guide?
S04E01 is listed hour 70 of 90 — first listed hour of season 4, season 4 episode 1.
When did Soap S04E01 air?
Episode 70 aired 1980-11-12 and is listed at 30 minutes.
Do I need daytime-soap literacy first?
No. Harris's recaps and serial plotting teach the parody in motion. Knowing soaps adds flavor; the jokes still land as outrageous prime-time serial.
In the series
Why this series still plays
Susan Harris's primetime soap parody smuggles murder, aliens, possession, and Billy Crystal's Jodie past boycotts and Standards. Katherine Helmond's Jessica, Robert Guillaume's butler, serial recaps as scripture. The boldest network satire ABC greenlit — scandal as marketing, structure as the secret.
So about the pre-air group chat that tried to sink the show before episode one: boycotts, advertiser theater, and then Billy Crystal's Jodie, Katherine Helmond's Jessica, and a mansion full of murder, affairs, and demonic possession made ABC's Soap (1977–1981) the primetime spoof that bit hardest. (I said spoiler-free, mostly. It is a satirical serial. The recaps are scripture. You are already in it.) Susan Harris roasted daytime soaps while smuggling boundary-pushing characters into network laughs — four…
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