The Dick Van Dyke Show
Turtles, Ties and Toreadors
TV Flash files “Turtles, Ties and Toreadors” as hour 73 of 158 in the TV Flash guide — The Dick Van Dyke Show (1961–1966) on CBS, season 3, episode 11, aired 1963-12-04, 30 min.
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How this hour is filed
This leaf is S03E11: listed hour 73 of 158 in the The Dick Van Dyke Show guide, hour 11 of 32 in season 3. It aired 1963-12-04 (30 min). The listed hour before it is “The Ballad of the Betty Lou” (S03E10). Next is “The Sound of the Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears...” (S03E12).
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Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
Rob hires a maid through the classifieds and ends up with a woman fresh from Barcelona who speaks no English, has a broken arm, and expects to work as a live-in.
Viewer FAQ
Where does Turtles, Ties and Toreadors sit in the The Dick Van Dyke Show guide?
S03E11 is listed hour 73 of 158 — hour 11 of 32 in season 3, season 3 episode 11.
When did The Dick Van Dyke Show S03E11 air?
Turtles, Ties and Toreadors aired 1963-12-04 and is listed at 30 minutes.
Do I need to watch The Dick Van Dyke Show in order?
Mostly hop-friendly. Recurring marriage and office threads reward sequence, but the hours are self-contained farces. A handful of famous episodes will teach the music; the rest is pleasure, not homework.
In the series
Why this series still plays
Watch the blocking and the writers' room: a New Rochelle living room that invented the workplace/home sitcom commute. Capri pants, ottoman trips, and timing so clean it still humiliates prestige multi-cams that think they discovered the hybrid last year.
In medias res, 1961, CBS: a comedy writer trips over an ottoman and a nation decides that is character. The Dick Van Dyke Show does not invent the sitcom. It invents the commute between the joke factory and the marriage, which is the modern hybrid every workplace comedy still pretends it discovered last year. Rob Petrie writes for The Alan Brady Show; Laura Petrie keeps New Rochelle from becoming a punchline; Buddy and Sally keep the room alive. Carl Reiner built a roman à clef out of Sid Caesar's shop and then…
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