Walker, Texas Ranger
A Ranger's Christmas
TV Flash files “A Ranger's Christmas” as hour 91 of 202 in the TV Flash guide — Walker, Texas Ranger (1993–2001) on CBS, season 5, episode 13, aired 1996-12-21, 60 min.
From the desk
How this hour is filed
This leaf is S05E13: listed hour 91 of 202 in the Walker, Texas Ranger guide, hour 13 of 27 in season 5. It aired 1996-12-21 (60 min). The listed hour before it is “The Deadliest Man Alive” (S05E12). Next is “Mayday” (S05E14).
Viewer FAQ
Where does A Ranger's Christmas sit in the Walker, Texas Ranger guide?
S05E13 is listed hour 91 of 202 — hour 13 of 27 in season 5, season 5 episode 13.
When did Walker, Texas Ranger S05E13 air?
A Ranger's Christmas aired 1996-12-21 and is listed at 60 minutes.
Is it in on the joke?
No — total sincerity. Roundhouse kicks and moral lectures as the text. Later ironic fandom grew the legend because the show never winked.
In the series
Why this series still plays
Chuck Norris as living-room sheriff: roundhouse kicks, moral lectures, and villains who never learned to duck. Martial-arts network pulp with total sincerity — the montages, the Texas dust, the justice that arrives on a boot. Comfort action that later became meme archaeology; the joke only works because the show believed every kick was a sermon.
In medias res in Texas dust: Chuck Norris as living-room sheriff, roundhouse kicks as weekly sermon, villains who never learned to duck. The CBS series (1993–2001) combined cop-procedural structure with martial-arts set pieces opposite Clarence Gilyard, Sheree J. Wilson, and Noble Willingham. Max can keep his ironic clip windows; this hour believed every kick was a homily. Unironically earnest action that aged into internet folklore — montages, moral lectures, justice that arrives on a boot. Comfort pulp with…
Filed against
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- Clarence Gilyard as James Trivette
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- Sheree J. Wilson as Alex Cahill
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- Noble Willingham as C.D. Parker
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