Walker, Texas Ranger
Full Contact
TV Flash files “Full Contact” as hour 94 of 202 in the TV Flash guide — Walker, Texas Ranger (1993–2001) on CBS, season 5, episode 16, aired 1997-02-01, 60 min.
From the desk
How this hour is filed
This leaf is S05E16: listed hour 94 of 202 in the Walker, Texas Ranger guide, hour 16 of 27 in season 5. It aired 1997-02-01 (60 min). The listed hour before it is “Last Hope” (S05E15). Next is “99th Ranger” (S05E17).
Catalog log
Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
Walker must clear the name of a karate student framed for murder and drug possession, then coach him for a kickboxing title match.
Viewer FAQ
Where does Full Contact sit in the Walker, Texas Ranger guide?
S05E16 is listed hour 94 of 202 — hour 16 of 27 in season 5, season 5 episode 16.
When did Walker, Texas Ranger S05E16 air?
Full Contact aired 1997-02-01 and is listed at 60 minutes.
Is it in on the joke?
No — total sincerity. Roundhouse kicks and moral lectures as the text. Later ironic fandom grew the legend because the show never winked.
In the series
Why this series still plays
Chuck Norris as living-room sheriff: roundhouse kicks, moral lectures, and villains who never learned to duck. Martial-arts network pulp with total sincerity — the montages, the Texas dust, the justice that arrives on a boot. Comfort action that later became meme archaeology; the joke only works because the show believed every kick was a sermon.
In medias res in Texas dust: Chuck Norris as living-room sheriff, roundhouse kicks as weekly sermon, villains who never learned to duck. The CBS series (1993–2001) combined cop-procedural structure with martial-arts set pieces opposite Clarence Gilyard, Sheree J. Wilson, and Noble Willingham. Max can keep his ironic clip windows; this hour believed every kick was a homily. Unironically earnest action that aged into internet folklore — montages, moral lectures, justice that arrives on a boot. Comfort pulp with…
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