Eight Is Enough
Never Try Eating Nectarines Since Juice May Dispense
TV Flash files “Never Try Eating Nectarines Since Juice May Dispense” as a desk essential hour — Eight Is Enough (1977–1981) on ABC, season 1, episode 1, aired 1977-03-15, 45 min.
From the desk
How this hour is filed
This leaf is S01E01: listed hour 1 of 112 in the Eight Is Enough guide, first listed hour of season 1. It aired 1977-03-15 (45 min). No earlier hour is listed in this guide. Next is “Schussboomer” (S01E02).
Essential hour: “Never Try Eating Nectarines Since Juice May Dispense”. Never Try Eating Nectarines Since Juice May Dispense opens the columnist's eight. Brady warmth without freeze-frame: Van Patten already fathering a soap-scale brood that still wants a hug.
Catalog log
Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
The story concerns the Bradford's efforts on behalf of their 15-year-old daughter Elizabeth (Connie Newton), jailed for possession of narcotics. It also concerns 21-year-old David Bradford (Mark Hamill), who decides to move out of the house after a series of arguments with his father. It is about paying the bills for all of this—a defense for Elizabeth, doctor bills for their youngest child, an architect's fee for some home improvement. It is about family relationships and keeping together through thick and thin.
Viewer FAQ
Where does Never Try Eating Nectarines Since Juice May Dispense sit in the Eight Is Enough guide?
S01E01 is listed hour 1 of 112 — first listed hour of season 1, season 1 episode 1.
When did Eight Is Enough S01E01 air?
Never Try Eating Nectarines Since Juice May Dispense aired 1977-03-15 and is listed at 45 minutes.
Is this just The Brady Bunch with more kids?
No. It allows grief, remarriage, and teenage mess the Brady hour would not. Warmth without freeze-frame sweetness.
In the series
Why this series still plays
Dick Van Patten's newspaper columnist fathers eight Sacramento kids, then the series does what The Brady Bunch would not: grief, remarriage, and teenage mess without freeze-frame sweetness. Betty Buckley steps in as Abby; the brood sprawls like a soap that still wants to hug you every week.
Never Try Eating Nectarines Since Juice May Dispense — the opener's title already admits a census, not a punchline. Newspaper columnist Tom Bradford steers eight children through adolescence, loss, and a second marriage in ABC's Eight Is Enough (1977–1981), from William Blinn, based on the life and book of columnist Thomas Braden. Five seasons, 112 hours. Dick Van Patten heads the Sacramento brood. Betty Buckley steps in as Abby; Grant Goodeve, Willie Aames, Adam Rich, and the rest sprawl like a soap that still…
Filed against
- Dick Van Patten as Tom Bradford
Dick Van Patten’s Nels grew up on Mama’s live immigrant warmth, then Eight Is Enough made him a Sacramento columnist with a brood — 1950s catalog gentleness into 1970s catalog grief and remarriage the Bradys would not touch. TV Flash…
- Betty Buckley as Abby Bradford
Betty Buckley’s Abby Bradford stepped into Eight Is Enough after the sitcom did what The Brady Bunch would not — grief, remarriage, teenage mess without freeze-frame sweetness. Dick Van Patten’s newspaper columnist, eight Sacramento kids,…
- Grant Goodeve as David Bradford
Grant Goodeve played David Bradford, the eldest in Eight Is Enough — Dick Van Patten's Sacramento brood, grief and remarriage the Brady template would not touch, Betty Buckley stepping in as Abby. A soap that still wanted to hug you. TV…
- Willie Aames as Tommy Bradford
Willie Aames’s Tommy Bradford sprawled Eight Is Enough into teenage mess The Brady Bunch would not touch — Dick Van Patten’s newspaper columnist fathering eight Sacramento kids, grief, remarriage, Betty Buckley stepping in as Abby. A…
- Adam Rich as Nicholas Bradford
Adam Rich’s Nicholas Bradford was the youngest weather on Eight Is Enough — Dick Van Patten’s Sacramento columnist, eight kids, grief and remarriage the Brady template would not touch. Betty Buckley stepping in as Abby, a brood that…