All episodes Season 1 S01E04 2003-10-13 30 min 2000s

Two and a Half Men

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap

Season 1, Episode 4 · Aired 2003-10-13

Two and a Half Men — If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap (S01E04)

Synopsis

Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.

In the series

This episode is part of Two and a Half Men (2003–2015) on CBS.

Beach-house multi-cam machine — then the most public cast explosion in sitcom history.

Key cast

Also in season 1

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