Two and a Half Men
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
TV Flash files “Large Birds, Spiders and Mom” as a desk essential hour — Two and a Half Men (2003–2015) on CBS, season 5, episode 1, aired 2007-09-24, 30 min.
From the desk
How this hour is filed
This leaf is S05E01: listed hour 97 of 262 in the Two and a Half Men guide, first listed hour of season 5. It aired 2007-09-24 (30 min). The listed hour before it is “Prostitutes and Gelato” (S04E24). Next is “Media Room Slash Dungeon” (S05E02).
Essential hour: “Large Birds, Spiders and Mom”. Large Birds, Spiders and Mom opens year five on household-pest comedy — the sad-sack brother and the kid still the sitcom's actual spine.
Catalog log
Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of Junior High, but may wind up traumatizing him instead.
Viewer FAQ
Where does Large Birds, Spiders and Mom sit in the Two and a Half Men guide?
S05E01 is listed hour 97 of 262 — first listed hour of season 5, season 5 episode 1.
When did Two and a Half Men S05E01 air?
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom aired 2007-09-24 and is listed at 30 minutes.
Sheen years or Kutcher years?
The Malibu joke engine is the Sheen-era hit; the 2011 exit was a global news event and Kutcher became replacement math. Cryer's Alan is the long-haul constant.
In the series
Why this series still plays
Chuck Lorre's Malibu joke engine printed money, then became the decade's most public sitcom implosion. Charlie Sheen's hedonist, Jon Cryer's sad-sack brother, a kid on the couch — watch the multi-cam machine purr, then watch the tabloids eat the cast alive in prime time.
The first useful object is a beach house that printed money. A hedonistic jingle writer shares a Malibu place with his uptight brother and nephew — joke-engine sitcom that became a behind-the-scenes saga. Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn's CBS series (2003–2015) ran twelve seasons, 262 episodes: Charlie Sheen's Charlie Harper, Jon Cryer's Alan, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Conchata Ferrell's Berta. One of CBS's biggest comedy hits of the decade, then Sheen's 2011 exit as a global news event and Ashton Kutcher's…
Filed against
- Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper
Charlie Sheen’s Charlie Crawford inherited Spin City’s mayor-office farce after a New York star left the building — 1990s catalog political sitcom, then Two and a Half Men turning the name into Malibu hedonist weather until the tabloids…
- Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Jon Cryer’s Alan Harper was Two and a Half Men’s sad-sack engine — Chuck Lorre’s Malibu joke machine printing money, Charlie Sheen’s hedonist, a kid on the couch, then the decade’s most public sitcom implosion. Multi-cam purr, tabloids…
- Angus T. Jones as Jake Harper
Angus T. Jones was Jake Harper, the half in Two and a Half Men — Chuck Lorre’s Malibu joke engine that printed money, then became the decade’s most public sitcom implosion. Sheen’s hedonist, Cryer’s sad-sack brother, a kid on the couch.…
- Holland Taylor as Evelyn Harper
Holland Taylor's Evelyn Harper was the mother Two and a Half Men could not shame into quiet — Chuck Lorre's Malibu joke engine, Charlie Sheen's hedonist, Jon Cryer's sad-sack brother, a kid on the couch. Multi-cam machine, then tabloids.…
- Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Conchata Ferrell played Berta on Two and a Half Men — Chuck Lorre's Malibu joke engine that printed money, then became the decade's most public sitcom implosion. Charlie Sheen's hedonist, Jon Cryer's sad-sack brother, a kid on the couch.…
- Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Ashton Kutcher’s Michael Kelso made That ’70s Show a Wisconsin idiot savant in a circle — 1990s catalog basement nostalgia, then Two and a Half Men parking the grin on a Malibu couch after the tabloids ate the first lead. TV Flash files…