Two and a Half Men
Season 5
19 episodes
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S05E01 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of Junior High, but may wind up traumatizing him instead.
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S05E02 Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother, and Alan's date reacts oddly after having sex with him.
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S05E03 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Suffering from bimbo fatigue, Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
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S05E04 City of Great Racks
Charlie gets closer to consummating his relationship with Linda, but begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
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S05E05 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie has to find creative ways to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son, while Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
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S05E06 Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him in public. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to a concert despite Alan's forbiddance.
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S05E07 Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
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S05E08 Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
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S05E09 Tight's Good
Charlie tries to resist his attraction to his soon-to-be step sister.
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S05E10 Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high school girlfriend.
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S05E11 Meander to Your Dander
Charlie coaches Alan in the fine art of breaking up with a woman.
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S05E12 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Rose is back from England and takes very strange care of a very sick Charlie.
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S05E13 The Soil Is Moist
Alan dates one of his ex-wife's friends who reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.
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S05E14 Winky-Dink Time
Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets Alan up with a prostitute.
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S05E15 Rough Night in Hump Junction
Alan worries that Charlie's womanizing is out of control.
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S05E16 Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding while Charlie pursues his future step-sister.
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S05E17 Fish in a Drawer
The team from CSI investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
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S05E18 If My Hole Could Talk
Charlie finds himself attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books, while Alan and Jake battle over a school assignment.
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S05E19 Waiting for the Right Snapper
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the grown daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
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