Two and a Half Men
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
TV Flash files “Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair” as hour 148 of 262 in the TV Flash guide — Two and a Half Men (2003–2015) on CBS, season 7, episode 9, aired 2009-11-23, 30 min.
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How this hour is filed
This leaf is S07E09: listed hour 148 of 262 in the Two and a Half Men guide, hour 9 of 22 in season 7. It aired 2009-11-23 (30 min). The listed hour before it is “Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.” (S07E08). Next is “That's Why They Call It Ball Room” (S07E10).
Catalog log
Broadcast listing — not a TV Flash recap.
Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea and Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.
Viewer FAQ
Where does Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair sit in the Two and a Half Men guide?
S07E09 is listed hour 148 of 262 — hour 9 of 22 in season 7, season 7 episode 9.
When did Two and a Half Men S07E09 air?
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair aired 2009-11-23 and is listed at 30 minutes.
Sheen years or Kutcher years?
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In the series
Why this series still plays
Chuck Lorre's Malibu joke engine printed money, then became the decade's most public sitcom implosion. Charlie Sheen's hedonist, Jon Cryer's sad-sack brother, a kid on the couch — watch the multi-cam machine purr, then watch the tabloids eat the cast alive in prime time.
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