Two and a Half Men
Season 7
22 episodes
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S07E01 818-jklpuzo
Charlie must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his old flame, Mia.
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S07E02 Whipped Unto the Third Generation
When Charlie's fiancée, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa, Alan's girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house.
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S07E03 Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Alan plays nursemaid to Judith's baby and her tipsy mother. Meanwhile, Jake blackmails Charlie with an incriminating photo.
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S07E04 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan takes a job working for Evelyn, and Charlie is forced to mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
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S07E05 For the Sake of the Child
Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public.
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S07E06 Give Me Your Thumb
Alan recommends that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.
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S07E07 Untainted by Filth
Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.
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S07E08 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup.
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S07E09 Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea and Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.
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S07E10 That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn't been completely honest about her finances.
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S07E11 Warning, It's Dirty
Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.
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S07E12 Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, and Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye.
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S07E13 Yay, No Polyps!
Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, only to return home and find them in his living room.
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S07E14 Crude and Uncalled For
Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case.
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S07E15 Aye, Aye, Captain
Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea.
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S07E16 Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
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S07E17 I Found Your Moustache
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
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S07E18 Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
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S07E19 Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence but Alan really likes his hot mom.
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S07E20 I Called Him Magoo
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience".
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S07E21 Gumby with a Pokey
Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past.
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S07E22 This Is Not Gonna End Well
Jake becomes Charlie's driver after Charlie has his license suspended, and to Charlie's chagrin, Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party,.
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