Episode guide
Ramy
30 episodes · 3 seasons · 2019–2022 · Hulu
Season
Season 1
10 episodes
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S01E01 Between the Toes You know why you're so confused all the time? You don't wash between your toes. It's that simple.
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S01E02 Princess Diana You dropped out of med school to do what? Dude, the app is called "Snack Swipe". Never gonna work. Just go work for your Uncle... let him teach you how to be a real man.
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S01E03 A Black Spot on the Heart So let me get this straight - you don't do drugs, but you'll have sex with women you're not married to...? That's not nuanced, you're a hypocrite.
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S01E04 Strawberries Everyone's suspicious, man. Maybe your family was in on it, maybe not. Just lay low, and don't draw attention to yourself. It'll all die down... maybe. Just don't ask how these strawberries got here.
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S01E05 Do the Ramadan Time for a spiritual cleanse. Get this month right, and you'll have it all figured out. Fast properly, read your Quran, no sex, no porn... bro, close the MacBook! No porn. Just do the Ramadan. Do it for God. Do it for Shawn's mom.
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S01E06 Refugees Dena, stop trying to soul search like your brother. How are you gonna find yourself if you have to be home by 10? By the way, has anyone seen Ramy lately?
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S01E07 Ne Me Quitte Pas Ramy, habibi, it's Mom. Why don't you call back? You don't text, you don't answer, you don't even check this voicemail... astaghfirullah... call me. I just want to know you are ok. I made Koshary. Ok, bye.
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S01E08 Saving Mikaela You need to start getting right with Allah. All you do is focus on yourself... why don't you do something for someone else? Help Steve. And no, not just because he's in a wheelchair.
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S01E09 Dude, Where's My Country? ramy min amreeka! iz3yak ya bro! 3amel eh? wa7eshni awi ya brence, wallahi. so pumped ur comin bro. didn't seen u since we were 8!! a5bar new york eh basha?? and enta landing when? tell me all the flight infozzz, i'll be there - whatsapp me habibi.
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S01E10 Cairo Cowboy Give in, Ramy. Surrender. Stop overthinking things. Sure, it's a bit unconventional, but you gotta follow your heart. No matter where it leads. Who knows, you might even find some happiness. Inshallah.
Season
Season 2
10 episodes
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S02E01 Bay'ah Bro...You want real love? commit to the right person. take the bay'ah.
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S02E02 Can You Hear Me Now? Hey i'm starting to think those guys at Verizon had a point.
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S02E03 Little Omar He told you about little Omar. stop acting like you didn't know. now you gotta explain this dog to your parents?? it's haraam. you're just - haraam.
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S02E04 Miakhalifa.mov You dress like a skateboarder - but you don't know how to skateboard?
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S02E05 3riana Grande the shower keeps getting clogged. my feet are just sitting in a puddle of my sweaty body water... you ever feel that? like, you took a shower, but you feel like you still gotta wash your feet?
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S02E06 They Pray two rakat for Ruther Bader Ginsburg.
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S02E07 Atlantic City do not go to a magic show. david blaine is straight up jinn.
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S02E08 Frank in the Future masr um el dunya… and it always will be. but america is what I need right now. you'll see, baba. inshallah.
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S02E09 Uncle Naseem yes. mexicans can go to heaven
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S02E10 You Are Naked in Front of Your Sheikh can we just pray together?
Season
Season 3
10 episodes
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S03E01 harry potter are you watching horse porn?
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S03E02 egyptian cigarettes ramy, ramy, ramy, harami!
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S03E03 limoges egypt will be just like america.
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S03E04 that's what she said the prayer mat is not for sale.
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S03E05 bad momma i don't care about your halal/haraam ratio.
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S03E06 american life coach the whole village cries.
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S03E07 second opinion doctor emotional labor.
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S03E08 merchants in medina praying. be back soon.
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S03E09 a blanket on the television austin powers is classic cinema.
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S03E10 we gave it all up for hot dogs maktoub.