McHale's Navy
Season 3
36 episodes
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S03E01 The Ghosts of 73
Binghamton scares the 73 crew into requesting transfers, by making them think that the 73 is cursed.
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S03E02 Lester, the Skipper
To help Gruber impress his girlfriend, McHale reluctantly agrees to let him stand-in as skipper, unknowing that Binghamton has volunteered McHale for permanent liaison duty at a British base.
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S03E03 It's a Mad, Mad, Mad War
Binghamton orders McHale and his crew to pick up the base payroll, figuring that they'll steal it and he can get rid of them. With everyone else on leave, Parker gets the money... and has it stolen from him.
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S03E04 McHale, the Desk Commando
When Binghamton gets word that a tough-as-nails admiral is coming for a surprise inspection, he feigns sickness and puts McHale in charge so that McHale can set himself up for a fall.
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S03E05 McHale's Floating Harem
During a visit by a sultan and his three princesses, Virgil borrows the 73, to take one of the princesses for a ride, forcing Parker to stand in for her.
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S03E06 Laugh, Captain, Laugh
Binghamton summons a fitness board, to have Parker declared unfit for duty. So McHale and the boys try to get him to change his mind, with some nitrous oxide.
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S03E07 Will the Alligator Take the Stand?
A peanut butter loving alligator befriends Parker, and helps in Parker's defense, when Binghamton tries to frame him with the theft of his wallet.
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S03E08 The British Also Have Ensigns
Binghamton assigns a klutzy, bumbling British sub-lieutenant to the 73 crew, in hopes that he will sink the boat, and break up the crew.
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S03E09 Senator Parker, Suh!
Parker gets tossed in the brig after accidentally hitting Binghamton. To get him out, the crew has to convince Binghamton that Parker is the nephew of a famous Senator. Problems ensue when the real Senator shows up.
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S03E10 Fountain of Youth
When the crew's still springs a leak into a nearby stream, Binghamton drinks the water and the crew cover by claiming it's the Fountain of Youth.
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S03E11 The Great Eclipse
To get a local headhunter chieftain to sign a treaty, Parker has to pretend to be a witch doctor. The ruse works... but he ends up obliged to marry all of the old witch doctor's brides.
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S03E12 McHale and His Jet Set
Thinking that Parker has inherited big money from his great-aunt, Binghamton signs a deal with a crooked Frenchman, to buy some supposedly valuable real estate on New Caledonia, and McHale and the crew try to help him get out of the situation.
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S03E13 Christy Goes Traveling
Christy tries to smuggle himself out to San Diego to see his daughter's 2nd birthday... just as the top brass arrive and demand to see him.
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S03E14 The Missing Link
Binghamton's niece Cynthia arrives and is intrigued by Parker's resemblance to the Missing Link. Binghamton mistakenly assumes that she plans to marry Parker, and chaos ensues.
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S03E15 Fuji's Big Romance
McHale and the crew take Fuji along to a party with some of the Local Natives, where he falls in love with a lovely native girl, with a jealous boyfriend.
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S03E16 The Stool Parrot
The crew's new mascot – A parrot named Sam – Spills the beans to Binghamton about their new secret Hideaway, to party with the nurses.
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S03E17 The PT 73 Follies
Captured by a Japanese patrol, McHale and the crew and Captain Binghamton, put on a show for their captors, while secretly radioing a passing destroyer, with information on their whereabouts.
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S03E18 The Truth Hurts
Binghamton uses sodium pentothal, to get the boys to spill the beans about their shady activities. So McHale, Parker and Molly scheme to use the same method to get Binghamton to rat on himself.
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S03E19 The Late Captain Binghamton
Convinced that he only has 48 hours to live, Binghamton volunteers himself and the 73 crew to go on a dangerous mission, so that he can go out in a blaze of glory.
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S03E20 McHale's Floating Laundromat
Binghamton assigns Carpenter as the new XO of the 73, and Parker is reduced to doing the base laundry. So McHale and the boys scheme to get Parker back.
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S03E21 All Chiefs and No Indians
The Admiral issues an order for all Chief Petty Officers to be shipped out, and Binghamton cons the 73 crew into applying for the job, and makes sure that they all pass the exam.
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S03E22 Pumpkin Takes Over
Binghamton's wife pays a visit to Taratupa with the women's Navy League, and confusion ensues, as McHale and the boys try to keep her away from Admiral Rogers, and a 'hoochie coochie' dancer.
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S03E23 The Seven Faces of Ensign Parker
Caught with the goods, while trying to return some stolen property, Binghamton jails Parker pending court-martial. But McHale cooks up a plan to free him, by making the captain think he's losing his mind.
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S03E24 The Return of Maggie
Ordered to shut down Maggie Monohan's Noumea 'tea room', Binghamton plans to catch McHale and the crew in the act, but gets caught up in the action, himself.
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S03E25 Send This Ensign to Camp
A bump on the head during a Japanese raid, takes Parker back to his childhood days at old Camp Chinnapookie, and Binghamton tries to railroad him out on a medical discharge.
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S03E26 By the Numbers, Paint
Christy's little daughter needs a tonsillectomy, and Gruber and the boys cook up a scheme involving counterfeit art, to make the money for Christy to send back home.
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S03E27 Chuckie Cottontail
With the help of the Easter Bunny, some stolen eggs, and some eggnog, McHale and the crew rescue an Admiral, and capture a Japanese Patrol, while having an Easter egg hunt for some local school children.
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S03E28 The Great Necklace Caper
When a jade necklace is taken from Binghamton's office, he calls in Naval Intelligence, and tries to frame McHale and the crew with the theft.
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S03E29 Will the Real Admiral Please Stand Up?
The Shah of the oil-rich kingdom of Durani refuses to sign an agreement with the Navy without an Admiral present. So Parker gets a temporary promotion to Admiral until the deal is closed.
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S03E30 Hello, McHale? Colonna!
McHale and the crew must figure out a way to increase the base hospital's capacity, so that they can schedule a performance by Jerry Colonna.
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S03E31 Rumble on Taratupa
Binghamton tries to frame McHale and the crew for bootlegging and war profiteering, and winds up as a candidate for a section 8.
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S03E32 All Ahead, Empty
Binghamton tries to make the 73 crew obsolete, when a young electronics geek Ensign comes to Taratupa.
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S03E33 The Vampire of Taratupa
A bumbling nurse lieutenant, whom Parker is infatuated with, tries to keep him from being assigned to a dangerous location.
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S03E34 Birth of a Salesman
A snooty lieutenant promises Binghamton a post-war job, if he can sell life insurance policies to the 73 crew.
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S03E35 A Star Falls on Taratupa
An egotistical movie star pays a visit to Taratupa, looking to create a publicity stunt. But it all falls apart when she stows away on the 73.
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S03E36 Make Room for Orvie
Binghamton cons a young recruit into spying on McHale and the 73 crew.
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