Roseanne

Season 3

25 episodes

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  1. S03E01

    The Test

    Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.

  2. S03E02

    Friends and Relatives

    Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.

  3. S03E03

    Like, a Virgin

    Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk" unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.

  4. S03E04

    Like, a New Job

    Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.

  5. S03E05

    Goodbye, Mr. Right

    After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under DJ's bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.

  6. S03E06

    Becky, Beds and Boys

    Becky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.

  7. S03E07

    Trick or Treat

    Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.

  8. S03E08

    PMS, I Love You

    Roseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

  9. S03E09

    Bird is the Word

    Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo – which makes her suddenly popular at school – but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.

  10. S03E10

    Dream Lover

    Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.

  11. S03E11

    Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

    Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel – and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.

  12. S03E12

    Confessions

    An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.

  13. S03E13

    The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father (1)

    Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.

  14. S03E14

    The Wedding (2)

    Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.

  15. S03E15

    Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

    Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie.

  16. S03E16

    Home-Ec

    Darlene is embarrassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.

  17. S03E17

    Valentine's Day

    Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.

  18. S03E18

    Communicable Theater

    Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.

  19. S03E19

    Vegas Interruptus

    Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.

  20. S03E20

    Her Boyfriend's Back

    Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend Mark borrow Dan's treasured motorcycle against his orders.

  21. S03E21

    Troubles with the Rubbles

    The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.

  22. S03E22

    Second Time Around

    Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids.

  23. S03E23

    Dances with Darlene

    Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.

  24. S03E24

    Scenes from a Barbecue

    The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.

  25. S03E25

    The Pied Piper of Lanford

    Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.

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