Taxi

S01E01 Like Father, Like Daughter 1978-09-12

The cabbies embark on a frantic race against time when they team up in a wild nonstop drive from New York to Miami so that Alex can see his long-lost daughter on her twenty minute layover at the airport.

S01E02 One-Punch Banta 1978-09-19

Tony gets a chance to spar with a world champion. And when he knocks the man down, he gets a bout with a ranked fighter. Everyone but Louie supports him. But before the fight he learns what really happened between him and the champ.

S01E03 Blind Date 1978-09-26

Alex's romantic instincts are triggered by the sexy voice at the answering service. Her alluring manner prompts him to arrange a dinner date that turns into a big surprise.

S01E04 Bobby's Acting Career 1978-10-05

The high spirited taxi gang helps a jittery Bobby fight potential disappointment when he decides that he will end his stage career if he doesn't get an acting job before midnight. Alex confiscates a dog from his abusive owner.

S01E05 Come as You Aren't 1978-10-10

Elaine fears the worst when the cabbies invite themselves to her party for her highbrow art world friends who have no clue that she moonlights as a cab driver.

S01E06 The Great Line 1978-10-17

A pretty girl has John in a whirl, and his determination to meet her prompts the taxi gang to come up with a surefire line that would unfreeze any woman on earth.

S01E07 High School Reunion 1978-10-24

Louie, an outcast in high school, dreads the idea of his class reunion. Wannabe actor Bobby Wheeler comes up with a scheme to help Louie get even with his peers.

S01E08 Paper Marriage 1978-10-31

Mechanic Latka Gravas faces deportation unless he marries a U.S. citizen. The taxi gang comes to his rescue by pitching in and hiring a local "working girl" to be his bride.

S01E09 Money Troubles 1978-11-14

John and his new wife reach a crisis point in their marriage when one of them must drop out of college due to financial woes.

S01E10 Men are Such Beasts 1978-11-21

The taxi gang scrambles to come up with a scheme aimed at ending a one sided romance when a determined, pretty cabbie sets her cap for Tony and joins the Sunshine Cab Co. to be near him.

S01E11 Memories of Cab 804 (1) 1978-11-28

When John crashes Cab 804, the cabbies are shocked into a period of mourning, as they reminisce about the wild and memorable events that occurred when they were driving the legendary cab.

S01E12 Memories of Cab 804 (2) 1978-12-05

Mechanic Latka Gravas frantically works to save the cracked up Cab 804 as the cabbies fondly recall times in the legendary auto when Alex delivered a baby, Louie beat a rich brat out of a wad of money, and Elaine met the perfect man.

S01E13 A Full House for Christmas 1978-12-12

A Christmas party at the garage is interrupted when Louie teams up with Alex in a game of high stakes poker against his card shark brother Nick.

S01E14 Sugar Mama 1979-01-16

Alex befriends a wealthy elderly lady who pays him to take her around the city.

S01E15 Friends 1979-01-30

Tony's friendship with Bobby is tested when he leaves town and Bobby mistakenly kills his goldfish.

S01E16 Louie Sees the Light 1979-02-06

After an operation, Louie panics when he has to keep a promise that he made to God during surgery to turn over a new leaf.

S01E17 Elaine and the Lame Duck 1979-02-13

Alex feels sympathy for a fare who's a real loser with the women and arranges a date for the man with Elaine, who later discovers that her klutzy companion for the evening is a U.S. Congressman.

S01E18 Bobby's Big Break 1979-02-15

Bobby's career dreams come true when he lands a role in a soap opera, prompting him to throw his torn up cabbie's license at Louie, but the dispatcher vows to take revenge if Bobby ever comes crawling back.

S01E19 Mama Gravas 1979-02-27

Mechanic Latka Gravas' youthful and attractive mother makes her first visit to America, and after she and Alex meet and have an evening love affair, Latka assumes that he will soon be getting a new daddy.

S01E20 Alex Tastes Death and Finds a Nice Restaurant 1979-03-06

When Alex's ear is nearly shot off in a holdup attempt in his cab, he stuns his fellow cabbies by quitting and exchanging his driving clothes for a waiter's tuxedo at a snobbish French restaurant.

S01E21 Hollywood Calling 1979-05-08

The cabbies fall victim to a Hollywood style roller coaster ride when a production company visits to do a film on taxi drivers.

S01E22 Substitute Father 1979-05-15

With Elaine going out of town to visit her sick aunt, the guys at the garage take turns watching over her son so that he can compete in a spelling bee.

S02E01 Louie and the Nice Girl 1979-09-11

Louie is unsure what to do when he starts to date a nice girl that seems to be more than one of his typical one night stands.

S02E02 Honor Thy Father 1979-09-18

The cabbies are disturbed by Alex's nonchalance when confronted with the news of his father's heart attack.

S02E03 Reverend Jim: a Space Odyssey 1979-09-25

The drivers try to make a cabbie out of a refugee from the '60s who hasn't quite put his life together.

S02E04 Nardo Loses Her Marbles 1979-10-02

Working two jobs and raising her kids takes its toll on Elaine, who seems to be losing her marbles.

S02E05 Wherefore Art Thou, Bobby? 1979-10-16

Bobby considers quitting acting after he meets a young actor-wannabe who just moved to New York and immediately lands a leading role in an off Broadway play.

S02E06 The Lighter Side of Angela Matusa 1979-10-23

Alex is revisited by a now slimmer Angela whose romantic interest in him has grown since she last saw him a year ago.

S02E07 A Woman Between Friends 1979-10-30

Bobby and Tony become embattled in a fierce competition for the affections of a beautiful girl they both met and asked out at Mario's.

S02E08 The Great Race 1979-11-06

Alex and Louie compete to see who can haul in the most money during an eight hour tour on the streets. If Louie wins he gets a date with Elaine.

S02E09 The Apartment 1979-11-13

After his apartment complex is torn down, Latka unknowingly signs a lease to live in a luxurious penthouse that costs $3,000 a month. Realizing that Latka will have to move out after a month, the cabbies decide to spend every minute enjoying the perks of the apartment.

S02E10 Alex's Romance 1979-11-20

Alex embarks on a romance with a fragile former soap star who is reluctant to get into a long term relationship.

S02E11 Latka's Revolting 1979-11-27

After Latka's country erupts into a civil war, he feels that he has a obligation to go home and join the revolution, after all he is a General.

S02E12 Elaine's Secret Admirer 1979-12-04

Elaine is intrigued when a secret admirer sends her several romantic poems. She soon realizes that it must be someone in the garage.

S02E13 Louie Meets the Folks 1979-12-11

Fearing that Zena will break up with him, Louie finally decides to meet her parents. He then pays Alex to accompany him and make sure that he doesn't step out of line.

S02E14 Jim Gets a Pet 1979-12-18

Jim invests his racetrack winnings in a lame horse that he wants to set free---in New York City.

S02E15 The Reluctant Fighter 1979-12-25

Tony is initially excited about fighting a former champ whose best days are behind him. His excitement turns to doubt when he realizes that the champ is dedicating the fight to a kid in a wheelchair.

S02E16 Tony and Brian 1980-01-08

Tony wants to adopt a boy who would rather live with a wealthy couple.

S02E17 Guess Who's Coming for Brefnish 1980-01-15

Latka quickly falls in love with Simka, a girl from his country who is now living in New York and is secretly from a different background than he thinks.

S02E18 What Price Bobby? 1980-01-22

Bobby's new manager is more interested in his talents as a lover than his acting abilities.

S02E19 Shut It Down (1) 1980-01-29

Tired of driving ill-fixed cabs, the cabbies go on strike; Louie offers a solution.

S02E20 Shut It Down (2) 1980-02-05

Elaine keeps her promise to a date with Louie so that the drivers; demands can be met and end the strike. Despite Louie actually being a gentleman, she's still suspicious of his intent.

S02E21 Alex Jumps out of an Airplane 1980-02-26

Following a excitement filled ski trip, Alex decides to start living life to the fullest, which includes skydiving for the first time.

S02E22 Art Work 1980-03-04

Elaine convinces the cabbies to pool their money and buy a valuable painting as an investment. But to raise the cash, they'll have to make a deal with the devil — Louie.

S02E23 Fantasy Borough (1) 1980-05-06

Photos left in Tony's cab by Herve Villechaize of "Fantasy Island" prompt the cabbies to indulge in their own fantasies.

S02E24 Fantasy Borough (2) 1980-05-13

The fanciful fantasies of the cabbies continue with a real "show stopper" from Elaine.

S03E01 Louie's Rival 1980-11-19

Lecherous Louie becomes a lovesick pup after his girlfriend finds another guy. He will stop at nothing to get her back, including recruiting Alex for his hilarious scheme—and the riotous shenanigans at the Sunshine Cab Co. never stop.

S03E02 Tony's Sister and Jim 1980-11-26

Hilarious sparks fly when Tony tries to fix up his divorced sister with Alex.  Instead, she ends up falling for Reverend Jim and Tony goes outrageously overboard trying to break up the affair.

S03E03 Fathers of the Bride 1980-12-03

Alex crashes his own daughter's wedding when he doesn't get invited.

S03E04 Elaine's Strange Triangle 1980-12-10

Alex and Tony's notion to play cupid by fixing up Elaine with a handsome man sparks a budding romance that takes a startling turn when the suitor makes a surprising revelation.

S03E05 Going Home 1980-12-17

It's a riotous family reunion when Jim returns home to face his millionaire dad for the first time since he dropped out of society in the ‘60s, and Alex has his hands full with Jim's voluptuous, overly amorous sister.

S03E06 The Ten Percent Solution 1981-01-07

Wild and crazy theatrics erupt when Tony decides to become an actor and Bobby, as his skeptical agent, is aghast when Tony lands a role because he is the "right type".

S03E07 The Call of the Mild 1981-01-21

Alex, Tony, and the gang end up stranded without provisions in a mountain cabin when a freak snowstorm and an intrusive bear wreck their well laid plans.

S03E08 Latka's Cookies 1981-02-05

Latka's popular cookies leave the cabbies in a state of energetic euphoria.

S03E09 Thy Boss's Wife 1981-02-12

The boss's wife invites Louie over for an affair so she can get back at her husband. Louie fears the worst after remembering that her last fling, a cabbie named "Curly" Melnick, has not been heard from since.

S03E10 The Costume Party 1981-02-19

The cabbies don costumes and crash what they believe is a celebrity yacht party, hoping to meet some movie stars and celebrities.

S03E11 Elaine's Old Friend 1981-02-26

Alex poses as Elaine's sophisticated boyfriend when she tries to explain to a successful former schoolmate why she drives a cab.

S03E12 Out of Commission 1981-03-12

After Tony's third knockout in five fights, a concerned doctor goes to the boxing commission and convinces them to revoke Tony's license.

S03E13 Zen and the Art of Cab Driving 1981-03-19

After Jim picks up a couple of businessmen at the airport, he realizes that his life is missing something. Focusing on being the best cab driver he can be, Jim breaks company trip sheet records in an effort to amass enough wealth to achieve a special goal which he reveals to his fellow drivers.

S03E14 Louie's Mother 1981-03-26

Louie gleefully envisions high times with his buddies spiced by romantic evenings with Elaine in his bachelor pad now that his Ma has moved out, but hilarious surprises riddle his new found freedom.

S03E15 Bobby's Roommate 1981-04-09

The gang falls prey to hilarious fear for homeless Elaine's romantic well being when chivalrous Bobby allows her to live in his apartment while he is gone. Unexpectedly, he returns before she has found other quarters.

S03E16 Louie Bumps into an Old Lady 1981-04-16

Louie faces a lawsuit when he hits an old lady while trying to impress a new cabbie.

S03E17 Bobby and the Critic 1981-04-30

Bobby's vicious letter to a hated critic is salvaged from the wastebasket and sent to the newspaper by a gleeful Louie, setting the stage for a wild and comical night when the critic, and the cabbies, decide to take in Bobby's one man play.

S03E18 On the Job (1) 1981-05-07

The taxi gang hits the bricks in a hilarious hunt for new jobs when the Sunshine Cab. Co. goes out of business, with the promise that they will meet at Mario's in one month to review their experiences.

S03E19 On the Job (2) 1981-05-14

The cabbies discover that life on the outside is not so rosy when the Sunshine Cab Co. shuts down. They all end up hilariously assuming new careers—with Alex as a night watchman, Bobby as a children's entertainer and Louie as New York's most detestable but successful stockbroker.

S03E20 Latka the Playboy 1981-05-21

When Latka Gravas is rejected by a young beauty, he sets out on an uproarious crash course to learn to be a swinging American Bachelor, a turnabout which works fantastically with the girls, but turns off all of his friends at the garage.

S04E01 Jim the Psychic 1981-10-08

Jim turns into a soothsayer when he warns of a bizarre catastrophe to befall Alex that also involves an affair with a beautiful blonde.

S04E02 Vienna Waits 1981-10-15

Louie turns into jealous romantic when his overtures to accompany Elaine on her European vacation are rejected. Instead, Alex becomes the pretty cabbie's holiday companion in a tour of Europe's hot spots—culminating in aromantic rendezvous.

S04E03 Mr. Personalities 1981-10-22

Riotous confusion prevails when Latka Gravas' split personalities prompt Elaine and Alex to take him to a psychiatrist's office, where the predicament takes on a wild new twist as Latka takes on Alex's personality.

S04E04 Jim Joins the Network 1981-10-29

Cabbie Jim Ignatowski's legendary psychic powers hilariously thrust him into the hectic world of television programming when he predicts that a TV show will be a hit—and the program goes through the ratings roof.

S04E05 Louie's Fling 1981-11-05

Louie, at Zena's behest, comforts a girl with boyfriend woes, which leads to zany romantic tangles. Zena's rejected friend uses Louie's narrow shoulders to cry on, unleashing an unexpected comedy adventure that grants him some macho bragging rights.

S04E06 Like Father, Like Son 1981-11-12

Alex and his estranged father become involved with the same woman.

S04E07 Louie's Mom Remarries 1981-11-19

When Louie's mother announces her plans to remarry, the panicked dispatcher threatens to sever all ties with her unless she cancels the marriage.

S04E08 Fledgling 1981-11-26

Elaine befriends a reclusive artist who is afraid to leave his apartment. She decides to take him to the garage to help him overcome his fears.

S04E09 Of Mice and Tony 1981-12-10

Tony meets a promising young heavyweight boxer and offers to become his manager; the problem is, a mysterious "syndicate" is also showing an interest in the rookie fighter.

S04E10 Louie Goes Too Far 1981-12-17

When Louie spies on Elaine changing in the garage bathroom, she enlists a NOW representative's help and gets Louie fired. Louie appeals to Elaine at her apartment one evening though and begs her forgiveness.

S04E11 I Wanna Be Around 1982-01-07

Louie becomes scared of nuclear war after hearing someone talk on Donahue, and he sets up a bomb shelter in the garage.

S04E12 Bobby Doesn't Live Here Anymore 1982-01-14

Joy blossoms at the Sunshine Cab Co. when a triumphant Bobby Wheeler returns to proclaim that he's landed a TV series role. Louie, in his own charming way, puts a damper on the celebration.

S04E13 Nina Loves Alex 1982-01-21

Alex plays hard to get when a young, upbeat new cab driver shows a romantic interest in him.

S04E14 Tony's Lady 1982-01-28

The cabbies seek to help Tony when he falls for a rich, beautiful young woman he's been hired to chauffeur.

S04E15 Simka Returns 1982-02-04

Latka's ex-girlfriend Simka is free again, but Latka's attempts to reconnect with her are stymied when she seems to prefer his alter ego, Vic Ferrari.

S04E16 Jim and the Kid 1982-02-11

A young runaway wreaks havoc at the Sunshine Cab Co. when Alex and Elaine encourage the lad to return home. Jim wants to adopt him, and Louie wants the youngster jailed for not paying his fare.

S04E17 Take My Ex-Wife, Please 1982-02-18

Alex's ex-wife, dumped by her second husband, rebounds by dating the most unsuitable person imaginable: Louie.

S04E18 The Unkindest Cut 1982-02-25

Elaine decides to treat herself to an expensive hairstyle, but the results leave her in tears. Uncharacteristically, Louie leaps to her defense, but Alex persuades Elaine she needs to stand up for herself.

S04E19 Tony's Comeback 1982-03-04

A new cab driver and former pro football player inspires Tony and convinces him to get his boxing license reinstated.

S04E20 Elegant Iggy 1982-03-11

Elaine frets about Jim's unpredictable behavior when they are invited to a society party by an art patron.

S04E21 The Wedding of Latka and Simka 1982-03-25

Latka and Simka have a wedding in the Sunshine Cab Co. garage and at the wedding Simka must pass a test to prove she's chaste.

S04E22 Cooking for Two 1982-04-08

The unflappable Jim gets an unexpected jolt when a wrecking ball crashing through the wall of his condemned apartment. A disaster ensues when he is forced to move in with Louie.

S04E23 The Road Not Taken (1) 1982-04-29

When Elaine considers leaving for a better job in Seattle, her friends talk about the decisions that changed the course of their lives.

S04E24 The Road Not Taken (2) 1982-05-06

As Elaine nears a decision on her future, the cabbies reminisce about those glorious things that might have been had fate not sent them down that treacherous road to the Sunshine Cab Co.

S05E01 The Shloogel Show a.k.a. Love Un-American Style 1982-09-30

Following an old country tradition, Latka and Simka host a matchmaking party, where all the drivers from the Sunshine Cab Company are intended to meet their "perfect" mates.

S05E02 Jim's Inheritance 1982-10-07

Jim inherits a fortune from his late father, but before he can collect the money, he must convince a judge he's mentally competent.

S05E03 Alex Goes off the Wagon 1982-10-14

Jim comes to the rescue when Alex is consumed by gambling fever after a lucky night in Atlantic City.

S05E04 Scenskees from a Marriage (1) 1982-10-21

Latka sleeps with a female cabbie to keep from freezing to death during a snowstorm. When Simka finds out, their priest declares that the only way to right this wrong is for her to sleep with one of his friends.

S05E05 Scenskees from a Marriage (2) 1982-10-28

Simka has a dilemma as to which cab driver she is going to sleep with so she and Latka hold an informal dinner party.

S05E06 Crime and Punishment 1982-11-04

Realizing the boss has found out that someone has embezzled money from the cab company, Louie convinces Jeff to take the blame for him in hopes that the controversy will blow over. However, the plan goes awry when Jeff is fired and put in jail.

S05E07 Alex the Gofer 1982-11-11

Alex dreams for a new career in show business when he takes a part time job as an assistant to a Broadway producer.

S05E08 Louie's Revenge 1982-11-18

Louie plans to get revenge on Emily, the woman who broke up his romance with Zena and then dumped him.

S05E09 Travels with My Dad 1982-11-25

Tony takes the opportunity to join his father on a voyage with the merchant marine.

S05E10 Elaine and the Monk 1982-12-02

After 10 years of strict monastic life, Simka's cousin visits New York and quickly falls in love with Elaine.

S05E11 Zena's Honeymoon 1982-12-09

After initially ignoring an invitation to attend Zena's wedding, Louie has regrets so he crashes her wedding cruise.

S05E12 Get Me Through the Holidays 1982-12-16

Alex gets caught up in the holiday spirit when his ex-wife shows up just in time to attend Latka and Simka's festive Christmas party.

S05E13 Louie Moves Uptown 1983-01-22

Louie wants to move into a classy apartment building, but first he must be approved by a panel of snobby tenants.

S05E14 Alex's Old Buddy 1983-01-29

Alex starts driving all the other cabbies crazy when he discovers his beloved family pet only has a short time to live.

S05E15 Sugar Ray Nardo 1983-02-05

Elaine becomes a nervous wreck when her young son decides to give up the oboe and take up boxing under the tutelage of Tony.

S05E16 A Taxi Celebration (1) 1983-03-23

TAXI'S funniest and warmest moments are relived in "Retrospective" Part One. Danny DeVito gives a tribute to the many years of fun in a special look at the TAXI years.   Note: All scenes are archive footage except the opening monologue with Danny DeVito.

S05E17 A Taxi Celebration (2) 1983-03-23

Emmy award winning TAXI's funniest times are highlighted in "Retrospective" Part Two. Note: All scenes are archive footage.

S05E18 Alex Gets Burned by an Old Flame 1983-03-30

When Jim's old girlfriend shows up hoping to rekindle their romance, Alex quickly sets out to win her heart away from her former suitor.

S05E19 Louie and the Blind Girl 1983-04-06

Louie is worried his blind girlfriend will no longer love him if an operation to restore her sight is successful.

S05E20 Arnie Meets the Kids 1983-04-13

To what lengths will boyfriend Arnie go to win over Elaine's kids? Elaine is in for a quite a surprise when she invites him over to meet her children.

S05E21 Tony's Baby 1983-04-20

On the eve of the biggest fight of his career, Tony loses interest in boxing when his girlfriend announces she may be expecting his baby.

S05E22 Jim's Mario's 1983-05-18

The cabbies come to the rescue when Jim tries to convince his family that he didn't squander his inheritance by buying a run-down restaurant.

S05E23 A Grand Gesture 1983-05-25

Jim teaches the rest of the gang a lesson in the joy of giving when he hands each of the cabbies a thousand dollars. They must donate it to the needy soul of their choice by the end of the day.

S05E24 Simka's Monthlies 1983-06-15

Simka fails to show up for another citizenship appointment. Latka explains, back at the garage, that she is suffering from her "kremkapush" which consists of craving for salt and erratic behavior.