Season 3

1. S03E01

   Comedians

   1993-09-06

   The duo go to a comedy club where Butt-Head's stand-up comedy fails. When Beavis takes his turn on stage, he sets fire to the building after burning newspapers with which to juggle.

2. S03E02

   Car Wash

   1993-09-06

   The two are hired to wash a Chevrolet Corvair in order to pay for new TV remote batteries, but decide to take it for a ride. They stop on a junction, where another car crashes into it.

3. S03E03

   Couch-Fishing

   1993-09-07

   Beavis and Butt-Head create a dangerous and illegal hobby with a fishing pole and the junk found deep in the cracks of their sofa.

4. S03E04

   Incognito

   1993-09-08

   Under threat of possible death from Earl, a gun-holding classmate, the duo assume ridiculous disguises and pretend to be exchange students. When someone outside the class fires at them, the two exonerate Earl, and in gratitude, Earl spares their lives.

5. S03E05

   Kidnapped

   1993-09-08

   The duo conceive a plot to kidnap Stewart for ransom so they can attend a heavy metal concert.

6. S03E06

   Naked Colony

   1993-09-13

   Beavis and Butt-Head, upon discovering the concept of a nudist colony, attempt to join one. They cannot afford the membership fee, so they climb over the wall.

7. S03E07

   Tornado

   1993-09-14

   Beavis and Butt-Head bike to a trailer park to check out a tornado.

8. S03E08

   Cleaning House

   1993-09-20

   Beavis and Butt-Head are hired by Mr. Van Driessen to clean his house, but the duo end up destroying his entire 8-track tape collection.

9. S03E09

   Scratch 'N' Win

   1993-09-21

   The duo get a dollar and win $500 by buying a lottery ticket. They then buy a riding mower, which they use to cut a circle-A in the lawn in front of Highland High School.

10. S03E10

    Scared Straight

    1993-09-27

    McVicker restarts a Scared Straight program and the duo find themselves having fun in prison.

11. S03E11

    Eating Contest

    1993-09-30

    Beavis and Butt-Head enter a bratwurst-eating contest. They are unaware of and unable to pay the entrance fee, so they have to work with frogs to pay it.

12. S03E12

    Sporting Goods

    1993-10-04

    Coach Buzzcut orders Beavis and Butt-Head to buy jockstraps for gym class because neither of them have any. The store's smallest supporters are too big for both of them, so they are given eyepatches instead, which Daria writes about in the school paper.

13. S03E13

    Sperm Bank

    1993-10-07

    The duo sell sperm at the offices of Dr. Rod Johnson, and buy porn magazines with the money.

14. S03E14

    Buff 'N' Stuff

    1993-10-14

    Beavis and Butt-Head are so muscularly atrophied that they are forced to stay after gym class for a personal workout with Coach Buzzcut.

15. S03E15

    Citizen Butt-Head

    1993-10-18

    President Bill Clinton is about to visit Highland High, so McVicker does his best to keep Beavis and Butt-Head preoccupied by sending the boys off-campus.

16. S03E16

    Politically Correct

    1993-10-21

    The duo accidentally run for student office and receive one vote.

17. S03E17

    Ball Breakers

    1993-10-25

    The duo take to bowling as their latest activity. While there, they steal Mr. Anderson's bowling ball, put firecrackers in it and drop it from the roof of the building onto the street. Anderson is arrested for the 'bombing'.

18. S03E18

    Beavis and Butt-Head Meet God

    1993-10-28

    The duo try to score chicks while hitchhiking and are picked up by a religious cult who takes them to meet "God", their leader.

19. S03E19

    True Crime

    1993-11-01

    Various crime documentary television shows report on Beavis and Butt-Head's theft of money from a cash machine.

20. S03E20

    The Trial

    1993-11-04

    Butt-Head must defend himself and Beavis in court after both are charged with vandalizing Anderson's property.

21. S03E21

    The Crush

    1993-11-08

    Beavis and Butt-Head become infatuated with a bully named Todd and attempt to join his gang.

22. S03E22

    Plate Frisbee

    1993-11-11

    Beavis and Butt-Head go to Stewart's house, where they pick up an antique plate belonging to Stewart's mother. They go outside and use it as a frisbee.

23. S03E23

    Canoe

    1993-11-15

    Van Driessen takes the duo and Stewart on a canoe trip. At their camp, Beavis and Butt-Head use poison ivy as toilet paper and a bear attacks Van Driessen.

24. S03E24

    Young, Gifted & Crude

    1993-11-25

    Mistaken for geniuses, Beavis and Butt-Head are placed in advanced classes at Highland High.

25. S03E25

    Foreign Exchange

    1993-12-09

    Beavis and Butt-Head befriend, and influence, a foreign exchange student from Japan.

26. S03E27

    Closing Time

    1993-12-23

    Beavis and Butt-Head must deal with a health inspector after making a gigantic mess at Burger World.

27. S03E28

    Most Wanted

    1994-03-05

    Extended episode. An escaped mental patient hides from the authorities at Butt-Head's house.

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