Season 1

1. S01E01

   The Kleebob Card Game

   1950-10-12

   In the opening episode, Gracie and Blanche want to go to the movies and George and Harry want to go to the fights. George tries to trick Gracie with a made-up card game called "Kleebob".

2. S01E02

   Gracie the Artist

   1950-10-26

   After going to an art museum, Gracie believes she can become a great artist. She begins her art career by painting a portrait of George.

3. S01E03

   The Property Tax Assessor

   1950-11-09

   George Burns delivers a monologue on how he met Gracie while she bollixes the tax assessor and frustrates George and Harry with their football knowledge.

4. S01E04

   Harry Morton's Private Secretary

   1950-11-23

   Blanche Morton becomes jealous when her husband, Harry, hires a new secretary because she assumes his new assistant is female. Meanwhile, a pretty high school student drops by the Burns home to interview George for her high school newspaper, Blanche and Gracie assume that the girl is the person Harry just hired.

5. S01E05

   Gracie's Checking Account

   1950-12-07

   The banker, Mr. Vanderlip, has a talk with the Burns about Gracie's odd check writing system.

6. S01E06

   Gracie's Christmas

   1950-12-21

   At Christmas, Gracie tells about the Christmases she had as a child.

7. S01E07

   Rhumba Lessons

   1950-12-28

   Before the Mortons and Burnses go to a party, Gracie hires an Arthur Murray dance instructor to teach George and Harry how to dance. The boys beg off, citing "old football injuries" until they see the beautiful female dance instructor who will conduct the lesson.

8. S01E08

   Happy Hmm-Hmm

   1951-01-04

   Gracie discovers that today's date is circled on her calendar, but she doesn't remember why.

9. S01E09

   To Go or Not to Go

   1951-01-18

   George and Harry Morton want to go duck hunting, but Gracie and Blanche want to go to Palm Springs.

10. S01E10

    St. Bernard

    1951-02-01

    Gracie finds a stray St. Bernard dog so she brings him home. She tries to teach him tricks, such as how to fetch George's golf clubs which displeases George.

11. S01E11

    Holding Out

    1951-02-15

    When Blanche discovers that Harry has been holding out money from his paycheck to go to the racetrack, she leaves him and stays with the Burns.

12. S01E12

    The Income Tax Man

    1951-03-01

    The income tax man gets frustrated trying to understand Gracie's tax deductions.

13. S01E13

    The Vanderlips' Dinner Party

    1951-03-15

    The Vanderlips are having a dinner party, but have not invited Blanche and Harry.

14. S01E14

    Gracie's Car Accident

    1951-03-29

    Gracie witnesses an car accident that involves gangster Johnny Velvet. Velvet and his attorney try to intimidate Gracie into testifying in his favor.

15. S01E15

    George is Sick

    1951-04-12

    George is sick. People keep bringing him food to help him gain strength and recover.

16. S01E16

    Teenage Girl Spends the Weekend

    1951-04-26

    Emily Vanderlip stays with the Burns while her parents are out of town and Gracie tries to help her with her schoolwork.

17. S01E17

    The Andersons Move In

    1951-05-10

    Harry Morton sells a lot in the neighborhood to some out-of-state people.

18. S01E18

    The Vanderlips' Costume Party

    1951-05-24

    The Vanderlips plan to throw a lavish costume party, and Gracie looks to travel brochures to get some "ideas" for costumes for she and George.

19. S01E19

    Mamie Kelly Gets Stuck

    1951-06-07

    Gracie's friend Mamie Kelly comes to visit and overstays her welcome because she keeps missing the various modes of transportation out of the city.

20. S01E20

    To Fish or Not to Fish

    1951-06-21

    Harry Morton would rather go fishing than visit Blanche's mother.

21. S01E21

    Too Much of the Mortons

    1951-07-05

    George comes to the conclusion that he and Gracie are seeing too much of the Mortons. He devises a plan to trick Blanche and Harry to go out of town for the weekend so he and Gracie can use the Mortons' pool by themselves. Complications ensue.

22. S01E22

    Silky Thompson Moves to Beverly Hills

    1951-07-19

    Gangster Silky Thompson wants to move into George and Gracies's neighborhood.

23. S01E23

    Gracie's Vegetarian Plot

    1951-08-02

    Gracie and Blanche read a diet book. They invite the author to speak at the meeting of their club, the Beverly Hills Uplifters Society. Gracie and Blanche are so inspired by the speech that they serve their husbands nothing but vegetables.

24. S01E24

    Space Patrol Kids Visit

    1951-08-16

    Trouble starts when Mamie Kelly and her three children park their trailer in the Burns backyard.

25. S01E25

    Buying Wholesale

    1951-08-30

    Harry Morton has a real-estate client who sells appliances. Harry tells Gracie that she can order things through him wholesale. George makes her take the appliances back, so she buys the same items-retail.

26. S01E26

    Gracie Prepares a Wedding

    1951-09-13

    Gracie organizes a wedding for a woman in the Burns's living room.

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