South Park
Season 13
14 listed hours · 1997–present · Comedy Central
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How this season is filed
Construction-paper kids roasting the news cycle before the week is over. Trey Parker and Matt Stone built Comedy Central's meanest appointment ritual: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny as a Greek chorus of American outrage, plus a pipeline that trades polish for currency. Celebrity lawsuits, bleep battles, and the perpetual too-soon dare — satire that refuses to age into nostalgia.
TV Flash files Season 13 of South Park (1997–present) on Comedy Central as a mid listed season (13; 13 of 28) — 14 listed hours, 2009-03-11–2009-11-18 from “The Ring” (S13E01) to “Pee” (S13E14). Titles, dates, and synopses on file — no invented recaps.
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S13E01 The Ring
In the 13th-season premiere, Kenny gets less than he bargained for when he takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert.
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S13E02 The Coon
Rival vigilantes battle for supremacy as crime-fighting icons of the town.
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S13E03 Margaritaville
Randy's solution to fix the economy finds enthusiastic support in the community and revolutionizes the way people live their lives.
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S13E04 Eat, Pray, Queef
An April Fools' joke goes bad, inspiring fear and fury among the boys.
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S13E05 Fishsticks
Cartman helps Jimmy with a comedy routine that becomes the sensation of the year until it's time to take credit for the joke.
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S13E06 Pinewood Derby
Randy pulls out all the stops to make sure that Stan wins first place in the annual Pinewood Derby
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S13E07 Fatbeard
Buoyed by news of pirates in Somalia, Cartman hatches a plan to run away to live the life of a buccaneer.
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S13E08 Dead Celebrities
Kyle seeks help from paranormal experts when his little brother is haunted by ghosts.
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S13E09 Butters' Bottom Bitch
Butters hopes his first kiss will put an end to his friends' ridicule.
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S13E10 W.T.F.
The boys aspire to be professional wrestlers after seeing their first match live.
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S13E11 Whale Whores
Stan vows to save the dolphins after a family visit to an aquarium in Denver on his birthday is marred by a mass slaughter of aquatic mammals.
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S13E12 The F Word
The boys take action when a motorcycle festival takes over the town.
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S13E13 Dances with Smurfs
Cartman is selected to read the morning announcements at school, but he turns the forum into a bully pulpit to unleash criticism of the student-body president.
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S13E14 Pee
In the 13th-season finale, the boys' trip to a local water park comes with apocalyptic overtones.
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