South Park
Season 8
14 listed hours · 1997–present · Comedy Central
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How this season is filed
Construction-paper kids roasting the news cycle before the week is over. Trey Parker and Matt Stone built Comedy Central's meanest appointment ritual: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny as a Greek chorus of American outrage, plus a pipeline that trades polish for currency. Celebrity lawsuits, bleep battles, and the perpetual too-soon dare — satire that refuses to age into nostalgia.
TV Flash files Season 8 of South Park (1997–present) on Comedy Central as a mid listed season (8; 8 of 28) — 14 listed hours, 2004-03-17–2004-12-15 from “Good Times with Weapons” (S08E01) to “Woodland Critter Christmas” (S08E14). Titles, dates, and synopses on file — no invented recaps.
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S08E01 Good Times with Weapons
After buying some martial arts objects at a market, the boys turn into Japanese warriors to take on their enemy, Prof. Chaos.
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S08E02 Up the Down Steroid
Steroids become an issue as Timmy, Jimmy and Cartman train for a sporting event.
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S08E03 The Passion of the Jew
"The Passion of the Christ" has an unusual effect on Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny.
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S08E04 You Got F**ked in the Ass
Stan tries to put together a group of competitive dancers to challenge some rivals from Orange County.
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S08E05 AWESOM-O
Cartman disguises himself as a robot so he can learn secrets about Butters to use against him.
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S08E06 The Jeffersons
A mysterious gentleman and his son create controversy in South Park.
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S08E07 Goobacks
South Park becomes flooded with time travelers from the future.
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S08E08 Douche and Turd
The kids have to choose a new mascot after an animal-rights group protests.
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S08E09 Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
South Park is invaded by a giant shopping center that threatens the quiet little town.
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S08E10 Pre-School
Cartman, Butters, Kenny, Stan and Kyle fear that a secret may get out when an old adversary turns up in town.
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S08E11 Quest for Ratings
Cartman becomes a network honcho when he and the boys launch a morning news show on the school's closed-circuit TV station.
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S08E12 Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
South Park is abuzz over a visit from a famous socialite.
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S08E13 Cartman's Incredible Gift
Cartman is imbued with the power to see into the future after he's hit on the head.
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S08E14 Woodland Critter Christmas
Woodland creatures ask Stan to help them build a manger.
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