The Bernie Mac Show
Season 1
22 episodes
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S01E01 Pilot
In the pilot, much to his chagrin, Bernie and Wanda are forced to take care of his sister's three children, Vanessa, Jordan, and Bryanna since she can no longer take care of them anymore.
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S01E02 Now You Got It
Bernie's desperate to get away to Vegas with his friends, but Bryana's birthday and the germ infested children that it causes make it a difficulty.
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S01E03 The Main Event
Jordan is tormented by bullies at school, so Bernie teaches him some moves that unfortunately turn Jordan into a monster.
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S01E04 Bernie Mac, Ladies Man
When Wanda plans a play date for a group of kids, Bernie ends up winning over the moms for the afternoon and becoming defensive about his masculinity.
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S01E05 Saving Bernie Mac
Bernie and Wanda bring the kids to church to discipline them, but Bernie ends up being the immature one. Later on, the Bishop and Deacon show up at Bernie's house during his poker night and suggest that Bernie allow them to use his house for bible study.
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S01E06 Here to Stay
Bernie realizes that the kids are here to stay, so he begins treating them differently. Wanda complains that Bernie is treating the kids like roomates and holds off sex from him until he realizes the kids are truly part of their family.
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S01E07 A Christmas Story
The kids get a dog from the pound, thinking it will be the perfect present for Bernie. Bernie finds the dog, hides it, thinking it is the perfect present for the kisd. They think he took it back to the pound, so they try and get revenge.
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S01E08 Starting School
Separate schools have been chosen for each of the kids, with their individual needs in mind. Baby Girl's school lets each child decide what they wish to learn. A Catholic school with its strict discipline is chosen for Jordan and an all-round school for Nessa. When the first day of school begins, Bernie discovers the hard work of getting them there, presentable and prepared.
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S01E09 Hot Hot Hot
On a hot day, Vanessa detours the family's trip to the water park. Back at home, the kids act wild and the air conditioning breaks.
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S01E10 Wanda's Week Off
Wanda spends time with the kids and considers having a child with Bernie.
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S01E11 The King and I
When Bernie realizes that anything he says to Jordan and Bryana first goes through Vanessa, he decides to stop fighting the situation and let Vanessa be responsible for the kids.
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S01E12 Hall of Fame
Jordan sets his sights on joining Vanessa and Bryana on the Bernie Mac Hall of Fame awards shelf. He decides to join his school's football team after hearing that everyone on the squad gets a trophy just for participating. Bernie is thrilled that Jordan is playing football until he sees his playing skills.
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S01E13 Handle Your Business
Bernie is booked on a popular morning radio show, and he gets himself into trouble with the whole family when he draws from his private life to bring comedy to the public airwaves.
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S01E14 Back in the Day
At age 44, with a house full of kids, Bernie Mac starts to feel his age. He attempts to fight it, but it's a losing battle.
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S01E15 Lock Down
When someone breaks into the Mac house, Bernie realizes how vulnerable his family is and turns the house into a high-security compound. Bernie is reminded by his friends of all the crime that happens outside of the home and drives his family crazy with his over-protectiveness.
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S01E16 Mac 101
Impressed by the behavior and talents of another family's kids, Bernie cracks down on his own with a program of constant studying.
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S01E17 If I Were N-Riched Man
After hearing Bernie use inappropriate language at home, Bryana goes to school and repeats itâ€"much to the horror of her teacher. Soon after, a social worker shows up at the house to discuss Bernie's hostility problems.
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S01E18 Stop Having Sex
Bernie is concerned that the kids are exposed to mature subjects.
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S01E19 Secrets and Lies
Bernie takes Jordan to a Clippers' game but tells Wanda that Jordan has had an asthma attack and had to go to the hospital. Wanda tries to help Jordan 'feel better'. He feels guilty and asks Bernie if he can admit his wrongdoing. Bernie explains that it is occasionally ok to lie, but Jordan takes it to a whole new level. He manipulates his sisters, aunt, school, and even Bernie. When the family has dinner a slew of lies are admitted by everyone in the family.
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S01E20 Kelly's Heroes
Bernie lets his friend Kelly stay at the house after his girlfriend, Daphne, broke up with him.
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S01E21 Sweet Home Chicago (1)
The kids hope to see their mother when the family heads to Chicago for a funeral.
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S01E22 Sweet Home Chicago (2)
The kids hope to see their mother when the family heads to Chicago for a funeral. Don Cheadle guest stars as Bernie's Cousin D.
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