Season 2

1. S02E01

   Keep It on the Short Grass

   2002-09-18

   Bernie creates a public relations disaster while facing off with Matt Damon and Lucy Lawless in a charity golf tournament.

2. S02E02

   Goodbye Dolly

   2002-09-25

   Bernie Mac tries to ween Bryana off her doll.

3. S02E03

   Carfool

   2002-10-30

   Car-pool complications wreck Bernie; a boy in the car pool starts blackmailing Jordan to be his friend.

4. S02E04

   Mac Local 137

   2002-11-06

   The kids go on strike, after Bernie Mac doesn't pay them for the extra work they have to do.

5. S02E05

   Welcome to the Jungle

   2002-11-13

   Shortly after Jordan gets a snake for a school project, Bryana and Jordan starting fighting each other like wild animals.

6. S02E06

   Bernie Mac Dance Party

   2002-11-20

   Vanessa fails to invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance, and it drives him crazy.

7. S02E07

   Tryptophan-tasy

   2002-11-27

   After eating an entire Thanksgiving turkey, Bernie Mac has some weird nightmares; ones that might be telling him something.

8. S02E08

   The United Front

   2002-12-04

   Bernie and Wanda strive to present a united front when disciplining the children; Wanda becomes unhappy with this strategy because she's accustomed to playing the good cop.

9. S02E09

   The Sweet Life

   2002-12-11

   Bernie Mac learns that he has high cholesterol, but refuses to change his eating habits/diet.

10. S02E10

    Sin Cup

    2003-01-15

    Jordan receives a lecture on sins from Father Cronin, but it seems to really hit home on Bryana. In addition, both Jordan and Bryana learn that Bernie Mac is a big sinner too.

11. S02E11

    Bernie Mac Rope-a-Dope

    2003-02-05

    Bernie offends Wanda's boss (Wesley Snipes) at a dinner party.

12. S02E12

    Magic Jordan

    2003-02-12

    Jordan learns some magic tricks and uses them to charm his first crush.

13. S02E13

    Raging Election

    2003-02-26

    Bernie calls on India.Arie to help out with Vanessa's talent show.

14. S02E14

    Leaving Los Angeles

    2003-03-12

    Bernie delays his Las Vegas flight to take the children to the movies as promised; Bryanna and Jordan sneak out of a G-rated movie to watch more-exciting fare.

15. S02E15

    Pink Gold

    2003-03-19

    When Jordan learns that Bryana has pink eye and has to miss a whole week of school, he goes crazy deliberately trying to get it too. But his results keep backfiring even in the end.

16. S02E16

    Chess Wars

    2003-04-09

    Jordan tries to butter Bernie Mac up by playing chess with him just so he can play paint ball. When that doesn't work, Jordan sets his own little chess simulation up, which Bernie Mac totally falls for.

17. S02E17

    The Incredible Bulk

    2003-04-16

    Tired of having to run to the store all the time for the kids, Bernie Mac's friends introduce him to Cost Depot. At first this solution is so simple/fun but it soon gets very addicting.

18. S02E18

    Maid Man

    2003-04-23

    Bernie Mac gets a maid for himself only but the kids use the maid behind his back.

19. S02E19

    Nut Job

    2003-04-30

    Upset that the kids laze about every Saturday, he gets them involved in extra curricular activities. But he soon learns that, letting them laze about would have been better, as he has to be good parent and help out with these activities.

20. S02E20

    The Other Sister

    2003-05-07

    Bernie Mac's other sister Benita stops by for a visit and seems to corrupt the kids.

21. S02E21

    Meet the Grandparents

    2003-05-07

    Wanda's parents come for a visit and start seeming to run the house better than them. But when Wanda and Bernie go out for a day, the grandparents have a bit of a tough time watching the kids.

22. S02E22

    For a Few Dollars More

    2003-05-14

    Bernie Mac tries to give Jordan the best birthday party ever.

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