The Bernie Mac Show
Season 3
22 episodes
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S03E01 Eye of the Tiger
Jordan tries out for the basketball team, but the coach decides he is better suited for gymnastics -- as a ribbon dancer.
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S03E02 Love Thy Nephew
When a litigious neighbor (Greg Germann) asks Bernie to tear down the treehouse he built for Jordan, it leads to an all-night standoff.
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S03E03 Road to Tradition
When the children become obsessed with gifts, Bernie decides to cancel Christmas altogether; Wanda loses the Christmas spirit when she tries to get everyone on her staff a gift.
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S03E04 Laughing Matters
Bernie turns to Angela Bassett for acting advice when he lands a dramatic role as a stroke victim; Jordan leads a revolt at a day care facility; Vanessa pretends to be poor.
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S03E05 Hair Jordan
Bernie takes Jordan to the local barber shop to meet his friends. Unfortunately, Aunt Wanda doesn't like what goes on there, when Jordan casually repeats things said there. Bernie tells Jordan the code; what happens there stays there. Unfortunately, he forgets the 2nd half, what's said at home; stays there.
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S03E06 Love Bug
Bernie tries to scare away Vanessa's new boyfriend but realizes what a good role model he is for Jordan; Wanda has trouble letting go of her old shoes.
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S03E07 It's a Wonderful Wife
Wanda disrupts Bernie's writing process as he prepares for an appearance on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show."
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S03E08 Family Reunion
Relatives pester Bernie at a family barbecue; Bernie quashes Vanessa's flirtation with a distant cousin.
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S03E09 Droobie or Not Droobie
Bryana is upset when Bernie takes a villainous role opposite her favorite character, a friendly dinosaur (David Faustino); Jordan sells candy bars at school.
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S03E10 J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Funny
Jordan is found to be a champion speller---until he gets in front of an audience. But Bernie's tip on beating stage fright backfires.
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S03E11 Make Room for Caddy
Despite Bernie's offer to buy him a car, Wanda's father cannot get along with him; flashbacks show when they all met.
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S03E12 Saving Sergeant Tompkins
Bernie realizes he may have been too truthful when telling Jordan about his father, so he amends the truth to make Jordan think well of his father.
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S03E13 It's Mac-ademic
Bernie volunteers as a teacher's helper to assess the teaching methods used at Bryana's school; Wanda is at wits' end trying to reason with Vanessa and Jordan.
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S03E14 The Getaway
The family goes to San Diego for a relaxing vacation; Bernie, unable to relax, goes to Las Vegas for some gambling and debauchery.
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S03E15 Easy Rider
Bernie Mac gets a motorcycle, but after crashing and having a dream of what would happen if he died; he goes crazy safety-proofing the house.
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S03E16 Who's That Lady
Dr. Phil McGraw counsels Bernie on how to deal with Wanda, who feels left out after Bernie and the guys draft a woman (Mo'Nique) into their group.
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S03E17 Mac-Inations
Neighbor Carl Reiner plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie.
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S03E18 That Old Mac Magic
Spending time with Bernie's manager teaches Jordan some harsh realities of show business. Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson have cameos.
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S03E19 The Talk
Bernie stops by the Playboy Mansion to get advice from Hugh Hefner on how to talk to Jordan about sex.
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S03E20 Five Stages of Bryana
Bryana starts turning into a monster (acting like a spoiled brat, stealing things, and etc)
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S03E21 Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday
On Bernie's 40th birthday, he is electrically shocked by an old lady and forced to be a clown at a children's party.
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S03E22 Thanksgiving
The Mac family is invited over to one of Vanessa's teachers for Thanksgiving dinner; who are all vegetarians.
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