Two and a Half Men

Season 12

16 episodes

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  1. S12E01

    The Ol' Mexican Spinach

    Following a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides to reprioritize his life with Alan's help.

  2. S12E02

    A Chic Bar in Ibiza

    When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nup, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married.

  3. S12E03

    Glamping in a Yurt

    Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Meanwhile, Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

  4. S12E04

    Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

    Walden and Alan meet a birth mother who's considering them to adopt her baby.

  5. S12E05

    Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

    Walden decides to foster a 6-year-old boy, but begins to doubt himself when they don't bond like he expected.

  6. S12E06

    Alan Shot a Little Girl

    When Alan realizes Louis thinks he's cool, he starts breaking Walden's rules in order to stay that way.

  7. S12E07

    Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

    Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids' gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Meanwhile, Alan goes out for a girls' night with a group of moms.

  8. S12E08

    Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey

    Walden and Alan are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

  9. S12E09

    Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

    Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

  10. S12E10

    Here I Come, Pants!

    Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

  11. S12E11

    For Whom the Booty Calls

    Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

  12. S12E12

    A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

    When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis' adoption.

  13. S12E13

    Boompa Loved His Hookers

    Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

  14. S12E14

    Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

    After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

  15. S12E15

    Of Course He's Dead - Part One

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

  16. S12E16

    Of Course He's Dead - Part Two

    The series finale recalls the life—and presumed death—of Charlie Harper.

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