Two and a Half Men
Season 3
24 episodes
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S03E01 Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
After Alan falls off the roof trying to fix the satellite dish, Charlie volunteers to look after Jake for the weekend.
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S03E02 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Charlie turns Alan's chiropractic office into a brothel while Alan tries to avoid offending a large-breasted woman.
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S03E03 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.
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S03E04 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Berta moves in for a few days and sets Charlie and Alan at each others' throats.
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S03E05 We Called It Mr. Pinky
Bout of impotence causes Charlie to reexamine his feelings toward women.
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S03E06 Hi, Mr. Horned One
Alan is convinced that Charlie's new girlfriend has put an evil curse on him.
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S03E07 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Rose's father confronts Charlie about his intentions towards his daughter.
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S03E08 That Voodoo That I Do Do
Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.
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S03E09 Madame and Her Special Friend
Wealthy, elderly woman sets her sights on Alan.
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S03E10 Something Salted and Twisted
Charlie helps Alan cope with his lifelong obsession to get women's approval.
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S03E11 Santa's Village of the Damned
Alan dates a Martha Stewart-like woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.
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S03E12 That Special Tug
Alan's emotional breakdown sends Charlie into therapy.
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S03E13 Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
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S03E14 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Charlie plans the ultimate romantic evening with Mia, and Alan dates a much younger woman.
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S03E15 My Tongue Is Meat
Charlie's lifestyle causes tension with Mia.
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S03E16 Ergo, the Booty Call
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
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S03E17 The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Charlie is nominated for an advertising award against his arch nemesis who always wins.
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S03E18 The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Alan becomes financially strapped when he starts paying his young girlfriend's bills.
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S03E19 Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house.
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S03E20 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Charlie is sleeping with Kandi's mother as Alan tries to win Kandi back.
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S03E21 And the Plot Moistens
Alan finds he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi.
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S03E22 Just Once with Aunt Sophie
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
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S03E23 Arguments for the Quickie
Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Mia, comes back in town with an unexpected request, which Charlie follows with an unexpected question of his own.
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S03E24 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Charlie and Mia plan their wedding.
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